Other Craptions

"Help Me Obi Wan Kenobi, they forgot my Coke..."

The key to product placement is subtlety.

I FOUND ONE! SHE'S ON THE UPPER RIGHT! YOU CAN SEE HER PONY-TAIL!

But apart from that, McDonalds in Japan is pretty much the same as here

Lovin' it I am.

In a Galaxy far, far away....Mcdonalds has built another fuc*ing restaurant!

The 70 virgins that Muslims get when they die can be found in this photograph

Luke Frywalker: The worst-received new Star Wars character since Jar-Jar Binks

Wheres Pizza the Hut?

I find your lack of hunger disturbing.

Man, have the children's toys in happy meals evolved over the years.

Princess Leia Slave costumes? Yeah, in the back. Yeah, we got 'em in men's extra-large.

Force feeding

My favorite scene is when R2D2 and Giant Fries are wandering through the desert arguing...

With this new air freshener, I can hardly smell the loneliness in this store anymore.

No, I said I wanted a small SODA with my combo

Fry! Bender! Leela! Wait a minute, this isn't right.

"Hey! We don't serve their kind here!" "Bdoop?" "Your fries. They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them in here."

Yes, I recall the Toy Yoda they had at the store...but honestly, these days a lot of people are recalling Toy Yodas.

Sales stalled when no one could figure out which one was the ATM

Luke... I will take your order.

Use the Fries, Luke!

"judge me by the size of my fries do you?"

Never will you find a more wretched hive of salt and calories.

R2-McD2

Whenever some R2D2 shows up, a bunch of R2MeToos try to ride his coattails.

"Consume them, you will!"

Planet "Mikidi" is the stupidest product placement ever. Hello, episode 7!

You deserve to sense a disturbance in the Force today.

It's too crowded. I should have used the hyper-drive thru.

Here Yoda can be seen using the Force in conjunction with a Jackpot scratch 'n win. He had his moments of weakness too.

I said I wanted a large fries from ARBY'S DRIVE THRU, not R2D2!

My, my this here Anakin guy. Maybe Vader one day later but now he's just a extra large fry with a side of.. oh fuck it.

I find your lack of ketchup...disturbing.

Potatooine

They were all allowed to buy blaster pistols, but only Yoda had to fill out 3 pages of paperwork. This move to help end "green on green crime" was well intended, yet in practice nothing more than discrimination.

"You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this drive-thru and go home!"

Hate working at Sharper Image I do.

Made from 100% Darth Taters.

This machine can clog your arteries in under 12 parsecs...

OK, it's official. Product Placement has gone way too far.

The answer was yes. Yes, R2 did want fries to go with that shake.

Now I'm going to see chicken mcnuggets and wonder which alien they are made of.

Guess which droid hooked up with the fat chick. Go on....guess.

The safest part of the picture is that Toy Yoda.

One of these droids is not like the others. One of these droids is not the same.

This was a nerd's dream come true. Unfortunately it was one of those dreams where shit didn't make any sense.

We shall crush the Rebel scum by slowly integrating unhealthy meals into their diets, ruining their chances of victory. Once again, the Empire will prevail.

Stay away from the Dark Fries (you know, the ones that are burnt).