Other Craptions

The Normandy reenactment gets less and less accurate every year.

Justin Beiber's boating party was about as masculine as expected

After Troy, the Greeks sacked San Francisco.

The French Navy in a routine drill.

For the next month the entire beach smelled like wet dog.

"Godzilla, I'm calling you out, you little bitch," were Fluffasaurus's famous final words.

Next on "The Deadliest game of Catch"

China would not go hungry tonight

guess which end's the poop deck...

Things were fine until it got to the giant leg statue.

Why doesn't Arizona have laws against THESE immigrants?

Cliffords mail order poodle bride had come, and the celebration would begin...

Imported candy arrives in a giant Pinata as hungry onlookers cheer.

What the hell have they done to Big Bird?

Oh yeah , keep crackin those "France Surrenders" jokes. You'll see what happens. You'll see.

It escaped from the purse of an extremely large heiress.

Everyone knows the Bay of Pigs, but few people remember Kennedy's disasterous 'Bay of Fluffy Poodles' campaign

The tickets were worth every cent. That giant dog did more water-skiing tricks than any human could ever hope to do, and THEN it fetched a great white for a finale.

$130,000,000 of Waterworld's budget was spent on this scene.

Brian Griffin so wishes he could hit that...

You know, this is NOT what I thought I was getting when I bought the 3 day cruise on the "Princess" Line.

Gozer takes another shot at New York City.

If "Marmaduke" and "Sex and the City 2" had a lovechild, this thing would be their unholy offspring.

....and THIS is why I'm a cat person.

"17th place??? Holy Shit. How big were the other 16 dogs?!?!?"

The North Korean Navy's argument that it didn't sink a warship was surprisingly compelling.

Little did they know the cupcake invasion had only just begun.

When my grandma switched to jumbo rolls, her toilet paper cozies became proportionally bigger.

The writers pulled out all the stops for the "Lost" series finale.

That's not really what I meant by "motorboat that bitch"...

Please keep your hands and head inside the dog at all times.

Where cotton candy really comes from.

Yeah... but you should see the size of the cat they're trying to get rid of!!!!

Sure, it's pink, but how will it fight breast cancer?

Now that is a dog-gown shame.

He was later disqualified for having an engine, this was a poodleboat race after all.

It's only back because the Bermuda Triangle refused it

Chernobyl Kennel Club's Best in Show.

New at Six Flaggs... Extreme ring toss! get it around the poodle's neck, win the pontoon!

Breaking News: ANOTHER Gulf Spill! Only this time instead of oil it was the Pepto Bismol factory!

5 minutes later, the audience was horrified to discover that "Princess" was not only a male dog who hadn't been neutered, but that he was attracted to concession stands.

Lassie took one look at Fifi, her glossy pink coat, her bright sparkling eyes, her freakish size and said, "Woof. I'll have what SHE'S having!"

Because of a small typo, Princess would forever be a god

To get it docked they have to use a pug boat.

Pontoodle Boat

That dock is not safe

Is this about breast cancer again?

Human Sea Men in a DOG? I'm sorry Cracked, but I'm going to have to report you to the FBI this time. Expect to be placed on some sort of Furry Watchlist.

You can fly into JFK but then you have to take the poodle-jumper to Long Island