Craptions Classics May 19, 2010

So I says to Moses, "Exodus? More like SEXodus, am I right?"

schemppistan

Other Craptions

"Myself? No, I never get mugged. I almost fell for a pyramid scheme once though. Sorry. I know you guys are still upset. Don't worry, we'll get your clothes back."

Kamikaze Phoenix

The ladies love him. Must be his pharaohmones.

Colin Murdock

This always happened to me when I played the Sims...

metsfan

Don't be ridiculous, nobody is going to recognize me. That's why I'm wearing the sunglasses!

Jackabug

'That's the last time I get Golden Palace Casino to sponsor me in a marathon.' "It could be worse, I got Bob's Adult Diaper Emporium."

Brett-Butler

Bob. I'm telling you this because I'm your friend. Only idiots wear sneakers and diapers together.

bcanders

This is by far the lest intimidating street gang I've ever encountered.

Mr_Shmoo

You've really accomplished something when the guy wearing underwear and a bib is annoyed by you.

Mr_Shmoo

Brett wondered if anyone had noticed the potato

metsfan

San Francisco's semi-accurate re-enactment of the battle of the bulge.

stangger

Sometimes past lives should just stay in the past. Most times, actually.

Mothra24

"We have different definitions of 'Casual Friday', is what I'm saying."

Jackabug

"No, it's not a pyramid scheme. It's a multi-level marketing plan. And let me tell you, these outfits practically sell themselves."

JasonShankel

Does PETA even know what they're protesting anymore?

Denton56
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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