Other Craptions

I liked the old simpler Foreman grill.

Stripped of her human exoskeleton, Miley Cyrus was even more terifying

Things were never the same after Rube Goldberg was drafted by the Swiss army.

Leonardo da Vinci - artist, architect, inventor, and peyote enthusiast.

Hell if I know. It landed here two days ago and its been dancing ever since.

What's the difference between art and a flaming pile of junk? A Fence.

When the pig flew, Howard stood in horror knowing that all his dues came due that day.

I've always wondered what Satan used to catch souls...

This is why Ikea needs to include instructions.

Ok fine. Minnesota has bigger mosquitoes.

It's important to always check your transformer for viruses.

You can now officially get a deep-fried ANYTHING at the carnival.

The easiest visual explanation of Scientology possible

The world's first actual Transformer was unfortunately installed with Windows Vista.

The Tilt-a-Conflagration is as ill conceived as it is poorly named.

It may not be liberty but the statue of limited personal freedom at the Cleveland Fair is still worth seeing.

See, this is why I stopped getting stoned before going to Home Depot

The apocalypse failed to kill everyone, but it did produce the most badass air freshener anyone had every seen.

... and when you place screaming puppies in it, it will whirl around and purr happily

After Disney took over, Burning Man just never lived up to its former glory.

The helican't ride at Bubba Land.

Little Known Fact: The Wright Brothers first attempt was bat-shit crazy.

George Lucas just doesn't know when a franchise has run its course..

Hay, I hate modern art too but you didn’t have to set it on fire.

Doctor: You may not like what we've found in your large intestine, Mr. Jones...

Someone clearly didn't understand the meaning of "Robot Chicken"

I don't know about you, but I wanna see whatever movie this ride is based on.

OK, I admit it, the DIY Satellite plans I found online may not have been legit afterall.

The controversial new approach towards both dealing with the pidgeon population and feeding the homeless was met with some opposition.

NEVER trust a carnie.

Is it just me, or did pokemon stop trying years ago?

When one is done with their sparking speaker, and fire hydrant show, one definitely moves on to higher things!

HP's slogan is simply "Invent". Perhaps they should have been a little more specific.

Amazingly, this isn't the most dangerous ride at that carnival.

On this weeks Mythbuster: are childrens theme park rides really flammable? ...confirmed

Entrance sign: Your child must be this stupid to be convinced this is Disney World.

David Lynch dropped out of engineering school.

Disney's Hostel World caters to an elite crowd of middle aged men seething with a special desire.

Dale's reaction to humanity's First Encounter was to flip his cigarette butt into it.

The centerpiece for the annual Luddite festival.

Anatomy of Burning Man

Proving the "build a better mousetrap & the world will beat a path to your door" theory wrong.

While the carnival-goers were distracted by the fire, carnies moved through the crowd, surreptitiously separating children from their parents. One attendee was also pickpocketed during the incident.

Still too good a fate for Wall Street executives.

It's a toy used to teach kids responsibility. If you don't feed it everyday, it destroys your home and everything you love.

This is the first time I ever barfed BEFORE I got on a ride.

And that's when the zoo director decided that they needed a bigger fence.

Some people put pink flamingos on their lawn, not Ted Nugent.

when killing it with fire goes horribly wrong.