Craptions Classics May 16, 2010

Castrator wasn't the most powerful Deceptacon, but he was certainly the most feared.

RodneyHardman

Other Craptions

Bob the Builder is sick of your shit.

johnnyboy69

Stephen Hawking has the BEST yard sales.

BowToTheBard

The little engine that could murder you.

BorisGrushenko

"I'm a Mac." "I'm a PC." "I AM DEATH INCARNATE."

Mr.Excalibur

This thing bulldozes AND gives you three chances to win a stuffed animal!

BorisGrushenko

Paris Hilton's gynocologist takes great precautions.

Mr.Excalibur

Santa's finally reading my letters...

yungblud21

This is actually the safest ride at the fair.

Blinker_Fluid

Teddy Roosevelt's tonka toy.

BalticShamrock

This is either an awesome weapon or a terrible snowplow.

mess

This year, Doctor Octopus was sure to win the bobbing for apples event.

WisePapaSmurf

I need to literally rip my neighbor's ass a new one. Got anything for that?

johnnyboy69

God's right hand was back - and it would take no shit from anyone

oskhen
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