Well, it turns out I have Arachnohomophobia.
Web-slingin' in the rain, web-slingin' in the rain...
While the black symbiote made Spiderman a dick, the white symiote made him a perfect gentleman
Green Goblin was no match for a little ultraviolence.
"Bleach! Really? What the hell was Aunt May thinking?"
All of a sudden hiring Andrew Lloyd Webber to direct Spiderman 4 didn't seem like such a great idea.
They were later rehabilitated by having their eyelids pried open and forced to watch Spiderman 3.
"You would think I could at least go to church without someone wearing the same outfit. Jeez."
Marvel gets classy as color ink reserves run dry.
If your Spidey sense isn't tingling, it's broken.
Sometimes believed to be a rare albino Spiderman, in reality they are just regular Spidermans who are molting.
So, Stan Lee, Stanley Kubrick, and the Planters Peanut Guy walk into an orgy...
Who needs a radioactive spider when you have a good supply of Moloko Velocet?
A Webwork Orange.