Craptions Classics May 14, 2010

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Well, it turns out I have Arachnohomophobia.

jonnyt

Web-slingin' in the rain, web-slingin' in the rain...

Diasdiem

While the black symbiote made Spiderman a dick, the white symiote made him a perfect gentleman

Bell110

Green Goblin was no match for a little ultraviolence.

ChaseMitchell

"Bleach! Really? What the hell was Aunt May thinking?"

RogersIB

All of a sudden hiring Andrew Lloyd Webber to direct Spiderman 4 didn't seem like such a great idea.

JacksonHunter

They were later rehabilitated by having their eyelids pried open and forced to watch Spiderman 3.

Diasdiem

"You would think I could at least go to church without someone wearing the same outfit. Jeez."

yeahme

Marvel gets classy as color ink reserves run dry.

keybladeboy

If your Spidey sense isn't tingling, it's broken.

BorisGrushenko

Sometimes believed to be a rare albino Spiderman, in reality they are just regular Spidermans who are molting.

Kamikaze Phoenix

So, Stan Lee, Stanley Kubrick, and the Planters Peanut Guy walk into an orgy...

Versus

A Webwork Orange.

Versus

Well I guess we're both screwed for "Most Original Costume"...

mackmaven
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