Craptions Classics May 13, 2010

The day mankind realized the Amish should've never been allowed to see Transformers.

Patrick Riordan

Other Craptions

After the collapse, the police would later report that while 32 people died, no "lives" were lost.

Versus

Who matches their loincloth with their boots?

Versus

Somehow, bombing the TALIBAN'S World Trade Center didn't seem like a fair trade-off.

itoldyouso

They started out making a lawn chair, but they're all tripping balls.

ChaseMitchell

The wedding ended just like it had begun - with violence and fire.

stangger

...what if we build a large wooden badger?

Backinblack

Apparently some people heard it was a Wicca gathering, and some people heard "wicker." No one complained.

Kelly Robinson

"This seems like a lot of work just to keep the crows out of my father's tomatoes." "Shut up and hoist, Bill!"

spectre_vampire

Based on these women, I'm sure that is the only man that is getting erect...

JasonGill

Ikea lawn furniture instructions translate VERY poorly.

Mr.Excalibur

Voltron's American counterpart was decidedly less threatening.

Michael Swaim

Not once in my life has a chubby guy in a Speedo been the last thing I notice.

manuel.s

This party is about to go from zero to fuckin' awesome!

gypsy61

People cope with the last season of Lost in different ways....

brad4219
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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