Craptions Classics May 12, 2010

Unlike the kids who went the chocolate factory, children who went to Willy Wonka's steel mill weren't so lucky.

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infostud

The grass may be greener but the other side had its share of problems.

Dunksta

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The other kids soon learned NOT to play with King Midas Jr.

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Colin Murdock

"Come play with us, Danny. Forever. And ever. And ever...."

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