Craptions Classics May 08, 2010

The citizens of Metropolis agree that the benefits of crime-free streets far outweigh the damages done by Superman's occasional drunken escapades.

jallison

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Operation Hole To China: Day Two

wildblaze

Dorothy's landing on her return from Oz was anything but gentle

Soltake

A "Caution" sign would've sufficed, but I like your enthusiasm.

Mr.Excalibur

It's dark times for society when that lady in the green has clearly seen this shit too often to care anymore.

Mrfudgeyhead

It looks bad, Doctor. This redness on her feet indicates a severe foot rash and possibly some broken blood vessels. Also, she's dead.

Redway

So she's not a witch?

yungblud21

Symptoms of Restless Leg Syndrome include: tingling, cramping, bleeding out of your feet, and spontaneous inversion.

RodneyHardman

Ostrich Girl was always the most hated member of the League of Justice.

spectre_vampire

Dorothy soon found out the Ruby Slippers weren’t sure where “Home” was.

killerkoolaid

Well, at least she BELIEVED she could fly...

Rhymenstein

When traffic cones became to expensive, we started just using Norwegians.

seannyb

*sigh* Every time I ask a girl out, it always ends the same way.

Mr.Excalibur

In this gritty remake, whoever can pull the sod from the stone gets to rule Camelot.

Dunksta

I love the new bike racks

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