Craptions Classics May 07, 2010

Say what you will, but it got me out of jury duty.

JasonGill

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Even the Amish have their nonconformists.

Diasdiem

"My other ride is an overweight albino midget dressed in a latex squirrel costume"

Backinblack

I really want to see the YouTube video, but I have no idea what keywords to search with.

Fkelleghan

I wish I had a red zebra rickshaw and leather wolf lackeys, so I could ignore One Way signs. Bitch.

Bator

Gimp my ride...

Backinblack

Let's be honest ... we'd all do this if we won the lottery

bcanders

Something tells me the circumstances have to be VERY special for her to get an orgasm.

Mr.Excalibur

A horse is a horse, of course of course, but what the fuck is that???

Backinblack

I'd tell them they were going the wrong way down that street, but I'm kind of thinking traffic laws are not their highest priority.

Julius_Goat

The Suburban Boulevard of Dr. Moreau.

papajon0s1

It may be one way, but I'm getting the impression it's the wrong one.

GroggMakeFire

...and that, children, is why God sent Katrina to wipe out New Oreleans.

Kierkegaard

I didn't know my nightmares had a grand marshal!

Kelly Robinson

Just like Fruit Stripe Gum, this picture is great for a few seconds, but then loses its appeal.

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