Other Craptions

Miguel is on a mission from God. That mission does NOT involve bathroom breaks.

Later it was discovered that the water bottles were a red herring and he was actually stealing carts.

"WATER YOU LOOKING AT!"

Mexico's newest superhero: Agua-Man.

Another proud graduate of ITT Tech.

... and for the rest of the day, workers at the Arizona Governor's office went thirsty.

80 more trips and my swimming pool will be full!

This is now the legal tender in Greece.

Who's going to break it to him that he forgot the lids again?

Miguel walked home confused as his, "Big Wet Jugs" Campaign failed to live up to the hype.

The kidney stone will have no choice but to shoot out...

Dasani Hussein

Adam Sandler's career hits an all time low with "The Waterboy" sequel

Transporting the instruments of the Tijuana Symphony Orchestra...

50 cents on each return. I'll be the richest man in Mexico City.

It's a looong trip back to Mexico from Arizona.

Note to self: Move closer to villiage well !!!!!

"The new toilets are here! The new toilets are here! YAAAAAY!!"

I'm glad to see the shirt I donated to the Salvation Army travels more than I do.

Your mom's vodka delivery is here...

He's WAY more useful the REAL Aquaman.

Building myself a liferaft to America, how big can the Atlantic be?

A man is traveling down the road to Kirkuk. He has with him 34 empty 5 gallon jugs. If he fills exactly 3/4 of the jugs at the town well, and manages not to get blown up by a roadside bomb, how many gallons of water will he have?

Not doing a lot to dispel the "Wetback" stereotype.

"I can fill these bottles . . . but who will fill my HEART?"

BP's solution to the Gulf oil spill. Bastards.

He's clearly bottling up his anger.

Excuse me, sir. Which way to the Japanese game show?

Hmmm... The moustache tells me he's a NARC.

The under-appreciated third Mario Brother, Guido, is always having to put out fireball-related mishaps.

That is the worst Peacock costume i have ever seen

I should have kept my camel......

In Iceland those bottles are now accepted as currency.

All this, and yet he somehow feels hollow inside.

Wait, you wanted me to buy kegs of BEER?!?!

Hmmm, I was supposed to do something today...

Ironically, he lives in Tennessee.

Initially he was upset after losing his job as a water bottle delivery man. Yet, a week later he found out that delivering bottles of air paid just as well, and only took half the effort...

But look how clean the streets are.

Luigi had always regretted taking the red pill.

Turkmenistan takes hydratation seriously.

Not-So-Super Mario Brother

I had just reached the Gulf of Mexico, when I turned around and noticed my oil was leaking.

Somewhere, a Green Peace activist is bitterly crying.

BP has a plan to siphon off all that spilled oil from the Gulf Coast. Admittedly, it's not a very good plan.

The Mexican Lex Luthor was more of a big picture kind of guy.

His wife has tried desperately to get him to take up a different collecting hobby.

Getting the bottles was easy; filling them with the blood of the innocent... not so much.

The Iranian Culligan Man doesn't have the same commercial appeal as his American counterpart.