Craptions Classics May 05, 2010

It's pretty difficult to offend both Mexicans and Germans in one go, but somehow some people manage it pretty well.

Bator

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The American Psychological Association finally recognizes Wrestlemania as a serious affliction.

Kelly Robinson

Nobody expects the Mexican Inquisition!

batlkat

"Yes, you in the back? Excellent question. The answer is yes, I WILL, in fact, destroy you and consume your immortal soul, and I prefer boxers to briefs."

jtklove

I hate going to Denny's on a Thursday evening.

Brett-Butler

Insane Clown Nazi

WhoWantsToKnow

Open mic night at Catch a Rising Czar.

GaseousClay

"Yes. You, sir. The man in the second row wearing those ridiculous Vulcan ears. What's your question?"

yeahme

Ironically, the "safe word" was right on the wall the whole time...

Kamikaze Phoenix

"Any questions?...keeping in mind I've already explained about the mask."

yeahme

"Springtime for Hitler" isn't the crowd-pleaser at karaoke that I expected.

Kelly Robinson

Mario Brothers: The World War Two Edition

Mothra24

"You there in the back! When I say, 'Put your hands in the air like you really don't care' you comply. Verstehen Sie?

RodneyHardman

It's raining mensch.

thewordwasaphex

Feeeeeeelings.... nothing more than... FEEEELINGS

theschweitz
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