Craptions Classics May 03, 2010

After funding was lost and the nursing home closed, many of the elderly returned to the wild.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Other Craptions

Someone explain to Grampa how to use Twitter.

Jokester

And thus, Dick Cheney began his own border enforcement

protactinium

Known prey: Ensure, cornbread, Werther's Original.

ChaseMitchell

After years of putting up with that roadrunner's shit, Wile E. Coyote enlisted the help of super hunter Elmer Fudd.

yeahme

Dude, if you haven't left the nest by now, you're never going to.

jtague

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and one fucking stayed there.

LegitimateJoe

Empty Nest Syndrome affects some more than others.

Versus

Fire the catapult already! He's nesting!

Versus

Harold's hobby seemed harmless enough...that is, until he started pooping on passers-by.

Kierkegaard

"Well, I, for one, am not about to do a damn thing about it... we need the eggs."

Rex-Jester

Life after Alcatraz was quite sad for the Birdman.

Versus

We were going to put grandpa in a home, until he decided to weave one for himself.

Backinblack

Looks like the divorce settlement did not end well for old Bill...

Mr.Excalibur

"Yeah, I know it looks rickety, but somehow it gets us free wireless."

Kelly Robinson
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