Other Craptions

Someone explain to Grampa how to use Twitter.

And thus, Dick Cheney began his own border enforcement

Known prey: Ensure, cornbread, Werther's Original.

After years of putting up with that roadrunner's shit, Wile E. Coyote enlisted the help of super hunter Elmer Fudd.

Dude, if you haven't left the nest by now, you're never going to.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and one fucking stayed there.

Empty Nest Syndrome affects some more than others.

Fire the catapult already! He's nesting!

Harold's hobby seemed harmless enough...that is, until he started pooping on passers-by.

"Well, I, for one, am not about to do a damn thing about it... we need the eggs."

Life after Alcatraz was quite sad for the Birdman.

We were going to put grandpa in a home, until he decided to weave one for himself.

Looks like the divorce settlement did not end well for old Bill...

"Yeah, I know it looks rickety, but somehow it gets us free wireless."

And he would shout from his perch on high, "I am the egg man, cuckoo, ca-choo!"

Grandpa drank a case of Red Bull, and doggedly refused to get off the roof. He would have his damned wings. Oh yes. He would HAVE THEM!!

Foreclosed and seven years retired, our father bought forthright a new nest. Conceived in insanity, and dedicated to the proposition that a man's house is his nest.

He's probably a good guy. No nest for the wicked.

He was soon attacked by one VERY ambitious cat.

Twigs? Check. Grass? Check. Poop to make it all stick together? *ugh* Check.

Cheney: 1 - California Condor: 0

Though he tried really hard, Grampa just couldn't seem to grasp the concept of "tweeting."

Hugo Weaving demonstrates his newest weaving...

"Wife said I'm too old to build a treehouse. I'll show her!"

Dick Cheney has given up shooting a birds...now he just gets right up in the nest and choke the little bastards to death.

Today's Special: Bird's-nest soup with coco-nut.

Harold wasn't paying very close attention when his financial adviser was explaining the concept of a "nest egg".

Edwin felt obliged to perfect his nest-making skills to compensate for his tragic lack of skill in diving for fish.

Squire Shrubneck puts the finishing touches on the "crown of thorns" for the annual "Let's burn a big Jesus" celebration.

The Bald War Hawk is not as closely related to the Bald Eagle as some would have you believe.

Thatch all, folks!

Grandpa thinks this is how to get fat chicks.

Some people are bird watchers. Some people like to be watched as if they were birds.

Fortunately he believes he's a flightless species of bird.

man that was one fucked up picnic

Pixar's Up Yours

Don't count your chickens until you actually learn to lay some eggs in the first place.

After Mr. Hooper's store went into foreclosure, Big Bird was nice enough to give him a place to stay.

"Since I don't age like the rest, then dammit if I'ma shit indoors like the rest" - Benjamen Button

One flew over the Cuckoo's nest.

"Dunno, I just told grampa to go get high"

Where brown eggs come from.

He may have ended up building nests and vomiting food into the mouths of his children, but it was the terrible Christmas sweater that proved the catalyst for his fall into madness...

Harvey Birdman's retirement home

Some plans for World Domination have strange and confusing beginnings.

The rare Bald Headed Octogenavian has been spotted.

I'll have this fire going in no time! I get the feeling I'm forgetting something...

He fell asleep feeding the birds at the park. He awoke 300 years later, on Planet of the Pigeons.

Kiki, the boy raised by wild eagles, made an emotional pilgrimage to the nest he had called home until, nearly fifty years ago, he was discovered by explorers and returned to civilization as a young man.