Craptions Classics May 02, 2010

Nobody organizes scavenger hunts like the Mafia!

Kelly Robinson

Other Craptions

This is possibly the worst case of restless leg syndrome I've ever seen.

johnnyboy69

Pull yourself together woman!

1mellow1

You've got this "showing some leg to get a cab" thing all wrong.

juujuuuujj

When i sweep a girl of her feet, i don't mess around....

Kalibak

She asked to stop pulling her leg, but they just wouldn't listen.

Bator

It's just a flesh wound...

DH90

There was a ransom note on the leg. 'If you want to see Heather Mills alive again you'll...oh.' At that point the kidnappers realized their error.

Jokester

Photo journal, Day 1: found world's first dog humping station. Saving for posterity.

theschweitz

Slim pickings amongst the discount hookers tonight.

Joey_09876

The old Leg on a string trick. Sure it takes some waiting, but when the right person comes along, Hilarious!

Kalibak

Lets see that chocolate get to my thighs now!

yungblud21

Carol's dating site picture wasn't getting her the responses she'd hoped for.

Pieter

If you want to catch alligators in the sewers of New York you just need to use the right bait.

Blinker_Fluid

Good. Now find the right one, hokey pokey's about to start.

Braum
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