Other Craptions

This is possibly the worst case of restless leg syndrome I've ever seen.

Pull yourself together woman!

You've got this "showing some leg to get a cab" thing all wrong.

When i sweep a girl of her feet, i don't mess around....

She asked to stop pulling her leg, but they just wouldn't listen.

It's just a flesh wound...

There was a ransom note on the leg. 'If you want to see Heather Mills alive again you'll...oh.' At that point the kidnappers realized their error.

Photo journal, Day 1: found world's first dog humping station. Saving for posterity.

Slim pickings amongst the discount hookers tonight.

Lets see that chocolate get to my thighs now!

The old Leg on a string trick. Sure it takes some waiting, but when the right person comes along, Hilarious!

Carol's dating site picture wasn't getting her the responses she'd hoped for.

If you want to catch alligators in the sewers of New York you just need to use the right bait.

Good. Now find the right one, hokey pokey's about to start.

To the untrained eye, this is bullshit. To the trained eye this is Conceptual Bullshit.

In 2010 "prostitute traps" were installed throughout the United States.

It's tough to get both of Tila Tequila's legs in the shot when she spreads them

Just a few more pieces and I get a boyfriend!

Well now how are you gonna be able to vacuum?

So...you're a double amputee huh? I'm a taurus.

Pictured: Penalty for Craption contest cheating, effective May 1, 2010.

Somewhere some poor mans sex doll is only 3/4 complete.

Happy Feet 2: This Time it's Personal

Nowadays supermodels are being pressured to take off WAY too much weight.

That right there has more ideas that any Rob Schneider movie.

God damn you M.C. Escher!

It's going to be an interesting Rockettes show tonight.

Purchasing a RealDoll on a payment plan? Now there's an idea that's not half bad.

The worst part is, next day, her school expelled her for not wearing pants.

The sewer monster finally ate Marilyn Monroe.

In New York, you can encounter some seriously used-up hookers.

This always happens to me! Just yesterday I paid good money for one of these, and today I find one on the sidewalk free for the taking.

The other kind of phantom limb syndrome.

"Dear Penthouse..."

There were a few kinks that still had to be worked out with the teleporter...

She's got leg, and she knows how to use it.

She has to take these pictures for an art class with Professor Glados.

Fun with portals!

I see a leg door and I want to paint it black

Suzie quickly regretted her visit to the Twilight Zone.

"Eli Roth proves that a gritty reboot of the 1987 classic, Mannequin can be just as fun as the original!" - Ed Gein

It's ok to be sad about losing your legs. But taxiderming and planting a lost leg as a memorial at the place of accident goes a bit too far.

I wasn't really interested in seeing the Mannequin vs Saw movie. I mean, it was pretty obvious who was going to win.

She can hide, but she can't run...Not anymore anyway

Rule 34 may have no exceptions, but I still hope the fetish bracket is really small for this one.

A glitch in the Matrix.

The question is, how the hell did the rest of the body get underneath that vent?

Restored black and white footage from Metropolis actually makes LESS sense.

Oh no not another Nam flashback