Craptions Classics May 01, 2010

Some days you just wake up and say to yourself "I am going out to get coffee, and I am NOT waiting in any goddamn line."

Kamikaze Phoenix

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Rather than concealing the gun, John decided to just divert the crowds attention.

Mr_Shmoo

This is why I was always nice to the weird kids in high school

Buy1Get1Free

The Fashion Police will never take me alive!

Redway

Early Terminator models were easy to spot.

zbeebs

We're here, we're queer. Get the FUCK DOWN ON THE GROUND MOTHERFUCKERS

Calvin_Crack

"I need your clothes, you boots, your motorcycle...oh and that hat! Ooooh and the necklace, that'll do just fine..."

Ceveron

Terminator 7: Try-not-to-Judgement Day.

Redway

I love casual Friday at the San Francisco Police Department.

bdadz

The actual "curse of the black pearls" had nothing to do with boats at all, though this man was later described as a pirate of sorts.

Kamikaze Phoenix

So I love Motörhead and ballet, you got a problem?

Thromp

Say what you want, Kevin Costner really got in shape for the role.

Ceveron

What-the-fuck-ever. As long as he's not sitting in front of me during the movie.

Ceveron

Now that I have proved to you that this gun is indeed very real, does anyone else think I look stupid?

confission

Watch out boys! He's armed and fabulous!

Kierkegaard
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