Craptions Classics April 30, 2010

The only people ever to reach the highest level of Scientology.

Oculus

Other Craptions

I'm sure this is racially insensitive to someone, I just can't figure out who.

Zaphod

Oompa Loompa doopity do, We have taken acid, and so have you.

Brett-Butler

Too bad only one gets to be Pope.

Kelly Robinson

The subsequent battle to the death was as hilarious as it was bloody.

theschweitz

Not sure who that fence is protecting exactly

mcpablo

This is still better than watching a Rob Schneider movie.

Unbeknownst

Spandex - It's a privilege, not a right.

RodneyHardman

The phrase 'Shield your eyes' comes to mind for a couple of different reasons.

Thomas Calnan

Ass-tec warriors.

GaseousClay

Scene from Charlie and the Fruitcake Factory.

ilovewomerns

Why were the Power Rangers able to defeat Rita Repulsa and her minions? Well, mostly it came down to fitness and conditioning.

RodneyHardman

"Dude, I can taste the colors."

Mr_Shmoo

When one researches the ancestry of the California Raisins, one finds a disturbing past.

Mr.Excalibur

this might be the only time where it makes more sense for the suit to ask if the human makes it look fat.

Zaphod
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