Other Craptions

The cooler was all the evidence we needed to conclude that rat urine is indeed the main ingredient in Lemon-Lime Gatorade.

At least it doesn't have opposable thu...OHH SHIT

Tears of Children: 25 cents a cup.

Whatever that man is demanding, give it to him.

"Back it up just a bit more, I can almost reach Minnie's window. Damn restraining order!"

The homeless dude in he background probably thinks he's the only person seeing that shit.

Some lawyers advertise honestly.

"Free to a loving home"

What do we want? Cheese! When do we want it? Gnaw!

Hey look! A Toyota that hasn't been recalled

We're gonna need a bigger game of Mousetrap...

To Furries, this counts as an inflatable Love Doll...

Shit, if they are pulling these things out of the NYC sewers I don't even want to know what the alligators down there look like.

Tailgate me now assholes!

Ohhhhh no! They say he's got to go! Go, go Ratzilla!

He's afraid of elephants.

Thanks, Petfinder.com!

At last: a solution to the city's cheese problem.

The 7th story Disneyland doesn't want you to know involves Mickey's cousin Damian Mouse and the devouring of park-goers souls.

"What are we going to do today, Brain?" --- "Same thing we do every day, Pinky....TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

The Brazilian job says: "I like to party" but the demon-eyes and pointy teeth say "You might not like my idea of oral."

This city is absolutely plagued with viral marketing campaigns.

George had never farmed before, but he was pretty sure he had the biggest cow for the fair. George was a moron.

It takes a skilled team to keep these things out of the Macy's Day Parade

"Will cause plague for food"

You think this is bad -- you should see the size of the pigeons now.

that's not gonna sell any used cars

Nice to see you shaved your bikini area.

The sign around the corner says "Welcome to Chernobyl!"

Available to be rented for children's birthday parties and/or Ozzfest.

Tabloids have caught yet another crotch shot of Paris Hilton.

Exterminate! Exterminate!

Yeah, in honor of the bailouts, they came out with the 2010 Dodge RAT. It's a collector's item!

Ok, Pied Piper's f***ed.

You won't like me when I'm mousy.

Toyota 4x4 Leptospirosis

Advertising: I'm assuming your doing it wrong, but on the other hand god only knows what you have in that cooler.

"See I told you, the whole neighborhood's a freakin' rat trap!"

I heard Ratt was touring again

The Pied Piper finally meets his match.

Oh, for fuck's sake, I said I wanted the ratINGS through the roof!!!

"Kids like inflatable stuff, kids like scary stuff... these new animal anatomy lessons can't go wrong at all!".

Hi ho the dairy o the rat get's the cheese

Yes I know everything is bigger in Texas, but you guys really shouldn't be proud of this...

"You WILL spare a dime"

Let's see what cheesy joke I can come up with today...

The homeless can't afford their own terror, so we wanted to bring some to them.

The Pied CrackPiper of Hamelin would lead the rats away...but then they'd show up again a day later looking for more.

This year, the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade will be taking a darker turn to reflect the economy.