Craptions Classics April 27, 2010

"If you keep making that face you'll be stuck like that" -Unknown, Pompeii AD 79

Oculus

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To make pure baby oil, first you must drain all the natural moisture from a baby.

Kelly Robinson

My First Tragic Skin Disease, by Hasbro.

jtklove

Having a Fantastic Four-Some was a bad idea.

LegitimateJoe

He's being bullied at school by another kid - made of paper.

Thomas Calnan

What gnomes put in their front yards.

Look Medusa, it's your very first baby b-- ...oops.

Zaphod

Lot's son didn't actually look at anything, but he cried a lot, and God hated that too.

Kamikaze Phoenix

And for Christmas I want a pentagram..and and and..candles...and and a tunnel to the nether world....

RogersIB

Games of freeze tag used to have much more devastating consequences

yungblud21

It's a difficult age. You know... the stone age.

Thomas Calnan

Let this be a warning, parents: water your children regularly

Ceveron

That's disgusting. What kind of parents would let their child go out and get plastered?

RodneyHardman

When the Invisible Woman gave birth, Mr. Fantastic immediately became suspicious.

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