Craptions Classics April 26, 2010

The words "Seriously you guys this isn't funny anymore" are the most common last words among tape-factory workers.

SwedeMan

Other Craptions

"I swear to god, if that thing so much as turns it's head I'm taking the shot Jerry."

Mr_Shmoo

Another tragic example of Date Tape.

DoctorX

The more creative protesters get, the harder it is to figure out just what the fuck they're protesting.

amjschmitz

Trying to have safe sex with Lindsey Lohan was more trouble than it was worth.

grafton

Damn, they're really going to extreme measures to make sure women stay in the kitchen.

Mr_Shmoo

When she turned 18, Princess Lolly moved out of Candyland and developed a bit of a bondage fetish.

RodneyHardman

Her eyes said "Come closer" but her body said "Keep your distance".

Thomas Calnan

"I had a little trouble hanging up the streamers..."

jtklove

OK Santa, before we begin, the safe word is "Rudolph"

cmerr

Finally! Someone has found a way to make pinatas more sexy!

Mr.Excalibur

Kinkiest... barber shop... ever...

Backinblack

Sometimes it's worth getting through all the red tape

CamarilloBrillo

She was a nice girl, but seemed a bit tightly wound.

slickjamesjik

America's Next Top Mummy

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