Craptions Classics April 24, 2010

"Jesus, John - get off of him! He's earned the Klondike bar already!"

mess

Other Craptions

The Swiss punish their criminals the same way they make their cheese.

Jokester

If you can think of a better way to get an erection, I'd like to hear it.

Mr.Excalibur

Seriously, everybody --fill out your census.

Kelly Robinson

Determined to infiltrate the pineapple juice factory, Ralph soon discovered that his disguise was a little too good...

Kamikaze Phoenix

Later in life, Jigsaw started to get a bit lazy.

RodneyHardman

Or, as Dick Cheney calls it: an interview.

Julius_Goat

The "Guess Your Weight" booth at the sadomasochists' carnival.

DrTom

On a bunk bed of nails, it's always best to take the top bunk.

confission

"OK, OK, fine! Hannah Montana is better than the Sex Pistols! Hannah Montana is better than the Sex Pistols!"

Julius_Goat

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to perforate.

Jokester

No shirt, no shoes, NO MERCY.

Mr.Excalibur

"Oh God, please, please, don't let me get an erection."

Dustbin

Not to be outdone by Carrot Top, Pineapple Top takes his performances to the extreme.

Redway

Steve quickly regretted using a cheap Acupuncturist.

Ometeotl
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