Other Craptions

The Swiss punish their criminals the same way they make their cheese.

If you can think of a better way to get an erection, I'd like to hear it.

Seriously, everybody --fill out your census.

Determined to infiltrate the pineapple juice factory, Ralph soon discovered that his disguise was a little too good...

Later in life, Jigsaw started to get a bit lazy.

Or, as Dick Cheney calls it: an interview.

The "Guess Your Weight" booth at the sadomasochists' carnival.

On a bunk bed of nails, it's always best to take the top bunk.

"OK, OK, fine! Hannah Montana is better than the Sex Pistols! Hannah Montana is better than the Sex Pistols!"

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to perforate.

No shirt, no shoes, NO MERCY.

"Oh God, please, please, don't let me get an erection."

Not to be outdone by Carrot Top, Pineapple Top takes his performances to the extreme.

Steve quickly regretted using a cheap Acupuncturist.

The only thing that hurts him is that his Dad doesn't respect him...

Quick! Cut his hair while he's pinned!

Due to the restructuring of the banking system, this is now what happens when you're late on your student loan payments.

A sandwich is a sandwich...But a MANWICH is more like a meal!

The suspect was nailed on charges of impersonating a cactus.

do the majority of the nails really NEED to be rusty ???

Wow, that's weird. A full grown adult wearing velcro shoes.

He's not in pain. He's trying not to laugh at the guy who is trying to look tough in bleached jeans.

Later he's going to be screwed by these same three guys

The punishment for having spiked hair is to be spiked. The king's decree might not be too creative, but it gets the job done.

Ok, the manual says to keep applying the pressure until he tells us where his pot of gold is... and for the last time, are we sure he's a leprechaun?

Little known movie fact: Tom Cruise needs to stand on something to look taller than his female costars. What's that? Why not just use a box? Did you miss the part where I said it's Tom Cruise?

One of the many things you have to do to get OUT of Scientology.

Axel always picked the worst spots for hide and seek.

Yeah, but is it covered by Obamacare? Hope.

Queer Eye meets Fear Factor

DO NOT GOOGLE HALF NAKED MAN SANDWICH!!!

Spike TV: yeah, we went there.

Fetishes just keep getting weirder and weirder.

Before beginning a new project, Bob Vila always makes a sacrifice to the carpentry gods.

It's a lot easier if you get all your body piercings at the same time.

Getting nailed on the street doesnt have the same appeal anymore

Hey when I said I wanted to get nailed this wasn't what I had in mind.

Let a woman do this, and then I might be impressed. And aroused.

Timberland Boots: never tested on animals.

Wait...How did you celebrate Earth Day?

"PUNK IS DEAD!" well not quite yet...

NOW will you get a haircut and put on some pants?!?

Making sandwichs for Chuck Norris was the best job i ever had.

What will you do for a Klondike bar?

If you're forced to lie on a bed of nails, never ask for a blanket.

"Great. Now spit on me and call me a whore! mmmm...yeah"

What's green, tough, and full of holes? The Augusta National golf course.

With this job, you get nailed a lot. - "Awesome, I'll sing right up without thinking any further!"

There's an app for that.