When I said I wanted a three way with some sexy bitches, I had something else in mind.
For fuck sake's Jim, just walk the fuckin' dogs!!
For some reason I feel like they fight crime.
How to navigate your mid-life crisis with grace and maturity.
This way, if one dog goes flat, he has a spare.
Dog is my co-pilot, the other dog is his co-pilot.
Never before has the "If you can read this, then the bitch fell off" bumper sticker been so appropriate.
I guess it beats dressing them up and carrying them around in a purse.
don't you just hate it when rednecks win the lottery?
Wow. Those are pretty hot for biker chicks.
he also makes them play poker.
"Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Because beastiality is illegal in this State." "Ummm no...because your tali-light is out."
His bumper sticker reads "my other ride is also coated with dog shit."
Doggystyle: You're Doing It Wrong.
Everything was going great... Until they rode by "Squirrel Park"...