Craptions Classics April 22, 2010

When I said I wanted a three way with some sexy bitches, I had something else in mind.

Mothra24

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For fuck sake's Jim, just walk the fuckin' dogs!!

Thomas Calnan

For some reason I feel like they fight crime.

Mr_Shmoo

How to navigate your mid-life crisis with grace and maturity.

bcanders

This way, if one dog goes flat, he has a spare.

Diasdiem

Dog is my co-pilot, the other dog is his co-pilot.

L0k1

Never before has the "If you can read this, then the bitch fell off" bumper sticker been so appropriate.

RodneyHardman

I guess it beats dressing them up and carrying them around in a purse.

yellowkirby

don't you just hate it when rednecks win the lottery?

iantendo

Wow. Those are pretty hot for biker chicks.

Joey_09876

he also makes them play poker.

Zaphod

"Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Because beastiality is illegal in this State." "Ummm no...because your tali-light is out."

Mr.Excalibur

His bumper sticker reads "my other ride is also coated with dog shit."

Arteta01

Doggystyle: You're Doing It Wrong.

Teh_Doc

Everything was going great... Until they rode by "Squirrel Park"...

Rhymenstein
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