Other Craptions

For fuck sake's Jim, just walk the fuckin' dogs!!

For some reason I feel like they fight crime.

How to navigate your mid-life crisis with grace and maturity.

This way, if one dog goes flat, he has a spare.

Dog is my co-pilot, the other dog is his co-pilot.

Never before has the "If you can read this, then the bitch fell off" bumper sticker been so appropriate.

I guess it beats dressing them up and carrying them around in a purse.

Wow. Those are pretty hot for biker chicks.

don't you just hate it when rednecks win the lottery?

he also makes them play poker.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Because beastiality is illegal in this State." "Ummm no...because your tali-light is out."

Doggystyle: You're Doing It Wrong.

His bumper sticker reads "my other ride is also coated with dog shit."

Everything was going great... Until they rode by "Squirrel Park"...

The "Hell Hounds" aren't the most feared biker gang, but they definitely get the most tail.

They can't lick other gangs, but... they can lick themselves.

Across the road, there's a man with two cats in a 4x4 wearing sailor suits.

If this guy accelerates to 88 miles per hour, history is fucked!

Ruff riders

I am SO SICK AND TIRED of Rule 34.

Look out Michael Vick! Payback's a bitch and this is their ride!

Greetings, my name is Completely-misses-the-point-of-having-a-motorcycle

the dogs are wearing sunglasses so their friends won't recognize them.

The best thing about his wingmen? He doesn't have to share the beer.

Most bikers only have one bitch.

ASPCA... American Society for the Promotion of Coolness for Animals...

Officer: "Here's something funny sir. You now have one hundred and one citations!"

Dogs ride in Harleys, because scooters are for pussies.

We've been on its tail for 6 hard months, but that damn Chuck Wagon is always two steps ahead.

Police say the store was ransacked last Tuesday. All the dogfood was stolen and a beard trimmer was taken from behind the counter. All the evidence points to either a well groomed biker with two loveable sidekicks or Robert Downey Jnr.

Well at least now they stand a better chance at chasing cars.

Turner has just a bit too much Hooch, I think.

Two Bitches and a Butch, coming this fall to NBC.

"Excuse me sir, but I think you're double barked"

What won't Jesse James have sex with?

I'd feel safer if one of the dogs was driving...

"Honey, I think this whole midlife crisis thing has gone a little too far"

Flea-sy Rider.

The world's first motorcycle that can be totally obliterated and also cause a ten-car pile up just by driving within 20 feet of a squirrel.

My dogs need glasses so they dont get blinded by how awesome i am!

"Honey did you really have to put Bowser and Rufus in chaps..?"

Once again, I feel justified in being a cat person.

Because what's more awesome than being mauled to death at 70 miles an hour by a pair of uncontrollably pissing fear crazed hounds

Richard Branson's on the Highway to Hell. Hell, Michigan...

Dog, Dog and Dog the Bounty Hunters.

Sadly, somewhere John Travolta is looking at this very picture and thinking "new comedy feature"

Pimped out ride, check. Bitches, check. Tragic misunderstanding, CHECK.

I'll have a shot of bourbon and two shots of water from the toilet. Neat.

My coworkers don't talk to me either.