Craptions Classics April 21, 2010

"I call this next tune 'I Am Legally Obligated To Inform You That I Am A Sex Offender.'"

Julius_Goat

Other Craptions

No, as a matter of fact I DON'T do "Freebird."

Mr.Excalibur

Pictured: All of his fans.

w0mm0t

I asked PETA and they said it was okay to kill you.

Thomas Calnan

Proof that not all musicians can get laid

TheWadhams

fuck, forgot the mask. now i look ridiculous.

free_range_veal

Between this and a Jonas Brothers concert, I'd choose this too.

Backinblack

Look, you hire a children's birthday clown through Craig's List, you get the sort of children's birthday clown that you hire through Craig's List.

Julius_Goat

This is what happens if you LOSE the fiddle contest with the devil.

Julius_Goat

Start applauding or I'm taking it off.

BowToTheBard

You had me at "hhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHRrrrrrrrooooONK!"

Zaphod

I think your instrument is out of tune... with reality.

Zaphod

Now that's a fried chicken. And by fried I mean he's a meth addict.

ilovewomerns

That's an interesting hybrid.... I mean the trumpiddle. Not the chickman.

Thomas Calnan

Robby Knievel's concussions were becoming too frequent to ignore.

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