"I call this next tune 'I Am Legally Obligated To Inform You That I Am A Sex Offender.'"
No, as a matter of fact I DON'T do "Freebird."
Pictured: All of his fans.
I asked PETA and they said it was okay to kill you.
Proof that not all musicians can get laid
fuck, forgot the mask. now i look ridiculous.
Between this and a Jonas Brothers concert, I'd choose this too.
Look, you hire a children's birthday clown through Craig's List, you get the sort of children's birthday clown that you hire through Craig's List.
This is what happens if you LOSE the fiddle contest with the devil.
Start applauding or I'm taking it off.
You had me at "hhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHRrrrrrrrooooONK!"
I think your instrument is out of tune... with reality.
Now that's a fried chicken. And by fried I mean he's a meth addict.
That's an interesting hybrid.... I mean the trumpiddle. Not the chickman.
Robby Knievel's concussions were becoming too frequent to ignore.