Other Craptions

No, as a matter of fact I DON'T do "Freebird."

Pictured: All of his fans.

I asked PETA and they said it was okay to kill you.

Proof that not all musicians can get laid

fuck, forgot the mask. now i look ridiculous.

Between this and a Jonas Brothers concert, I'd choose this too.

Look, you hire a children's birthday clown through Craig's List, you get the sort of children's birthday clown that you hire through Craig's List.

This is what happens if you LOSE the fiddle contest with the devil.

Start applauding or I'm taking it off.

You had me at "hhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHRrrrrrrrooooONK!"

I think your instrument is out of tune... with reality.

Now that's a fried chicken. And by fried I mean he's a meth addict.

That's an interesting hybrid.... I mean the trumpiddle. Not the chickman.

Robby Knievel's concussions were becoming too frequent to ignore.

"Oh, he sings so beautifully, with such feeling, it is as if he has experienced first-hand all that he sings about." "Impressive. What's his song called?" "Never Get a Liberal Arts Degree."

Excuse me, sir, but a Mr. Peter Griffin has requested your presence in the parking lot for a severe beating.

"I'm endangered. Give me money."

When I entered "Strung out horny chick", this is not what I expected to get. Thanks, Google.

Let tell you a story 'bout a man named Jed, who had a lot of hair but it wasn't on his head...

The problem with 4-20 is 4-21.

'So how long have you been playing the violumpet?' 'Almost as long as I've been dressing like a d*ckhead'

The Wii and all of its accessories MUST BE STOPPED.

The district's budget cuts forced Murray High School to combine their school mascot with their marching band.

After being abducted by aliens, Tom felt slightly different the next day.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Because of the horrible, horrible shame.

Why did this chicken cross the line?

An all too common sight in Alabama.

Oh sure, but if Neil Young does this with a harmonica strapped to his face it's "Cool."

And now, my rendition of "Funkytown".

Not what I meant by "picking up 'chicks'"

Just give him a dollar already, he needs to feather his carboard nest in the alley.

What?! Say that louder!!! My violin can't hear you!!

You don't wanna know where I keep the cymbals.

Its that captive audience of one that I am digging!

'Robot Chicken' The Musical

So which Dr. Seuss Book are they going to ruin this time?

Glee sucks.

Devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a 2 piece meal

NBC's new reality show: So You Think You Can.....what exactly are you doing?

If a guy does this, he's insane. If Lady Gaga does this, its Tuesday.

Why did he cross the road? To get to the schoolyard.

"Why, yes, I am trying to be the most annoying person on the planet."

"And with this horn, my violin can even go to 12!"

For the last time, I do NOT want to see your cock!!!

"Are you SURE this is how Charlie Daniels got started?"

How nature says "Please God, shoot me"

"Why yes. I DO play Nine Inch Nails covers."

Girls like musicians. With his music, this man gets girls. Kids like chicken costumes. With-- OH F***!

This is either a Fan of Monty Python or Dr Seuss...