Craptions Classics April 19, 2010

R2D2's father was old fashioned but definitely upper class

oskhen

Other Craptions

If "Dad?" wins this craption...the world truly has gone to shit.

DocBrosnan

And all it does is make shitty coffee.

Mezulu

Edison patented over 1000 inventions. Approximately 800 of those made no goddamn sense whatsoever.

RodneyHardman

"Call Tim Burton and tell him he left his hat at Denny's."

Kelly Robinson

the Tux Capacitor

mr_diggle

It's powered by pure Loneliness

JCarlton

You traded the Holy Grail for WHAT?

Fkelleghan

Luke, I am your Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandfather

Zaphod

I knew Dickens was still writing! Cheeky bastard...

Colin Murdock

See, that's what happens when you fuck with the space/time continuum, Abe.

yeahme

In the future, safe sex is gonna make blow jobs terrifying

natebooze

I may not have my body anymore, and all that is left of me is the left half of my cerebral cortex, but at least I'm rid of my ex wife... she's behind me, isn't she...

Backinblack

Carl liked to scare the shit out of the meter reader

zaprowsdower
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