Other Craptions

Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom...

Killing Me Softly with his Thong

The Secret Service assigned this dude to be Obama's personal bodyguard while in San Francisco.

Red Bull gives you wings. But there are side effects.

In an Australian Post-Apocolyptic Wasteland, he is King.

Related to the Witch Doctor is the What The Fuck Doctor.

How the Olympic Torch parties at night.

"Excuse me, but have you seen my body hair?"

Damn, I knew I forgot to lock the dungeon door again...

They bring him into every crime-scene...he always finds semen.

Even Lou ferrigno needs to feel pretty now and then.

The devil wears next to nada.

Jerry, is there mayhaps a gentler way you could inform your parents?

What do you know. There is such as thing as too much self-confidence

He's circumcised. I would've guessed otherwise, but the banana-hammock doesn't lie.

The Wizard of Oz is going to see a gritty revamp in the near future.

They call him the StreetCleaner, because nothing can clear the street faster than the sight of this freak headed in your direction.

The Thundercats movie is finally here!

His codpiece says "I pitch" but his staff whispers "but I'm not adverse to catching."

When you lie, you have to answer to the Truth Fairy.

Looks like SOMEBODY needs a hug!!!

Your Dad wears combat boots. And so does your other Dad.

He went to his psychiatrist and the doctor said, "Sir, I can clearly see you're nuts."

"Sorry, ma'am, but is the man of the house around?"

Sure, were all cracking jokes now, but lets be honest. Judging from this guy's build he could kick about 75% of our asses.

I don't understand why when a woman wears this, it's sexy, but when a man does, it's funny

Rule #3 of the Fight Club: Don't dress like this.

Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone

Um, no, I ordered a piece of cod

It's not a costume, actually. He was naked when he left the house. Damn shame about what he did to that ostrich five minutes ago.

WIth his mosquito netting, repellent candle, and camoflage, Ben was going to turn bug bites into a thing of the past.

Mike Tyson's still got it.

The Tu Wang Clan is much safer to fuck with.

Just walk away.

Beneath that mask is a man just crying out for some love...

I was about to write a san francisco joke but had the good taste to stop myself

Do you know where Wrestlemania is going on? I've got an entrance in about 5 minutes...

"This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine...."

He is really testing the no shoes, no service policy.

Oh look, two things flaming at the same time.

Ah, another craption that relies on making a joke about an over the top homosexual...great.

He's clearly visited South Beach many times before.

Voodon't

Rise chicken, arise!

Alcohol: because damn it you worked hard all week collecting unemployment.

Shaman you

Out of my way, I've got an outdoor restaurant to romantically light!

By day, he is a happily married accountant. By night, he is a Batman villain that thrives on homosexual double-entendres.

The yellow tape makes me think the police are anticipating a crime scene.