Other Craptions

We're still on the ground! Flap harder!

Sergent Punjabi turned to take a piss on the fence. Nothing interesting ever happened on road patrol.

"YMCA" didn't translate into Arabic as well as was hoped.

Not many people have what it takes for the Xtreme carpool lane.

Don't ever bother asking for directions in Pakistan

The police unsuccessfully try to draw attention away from the naked lady swimming under the bridge

Finding a parking spot outside the downtown 7/11 always presents a problem - but the staff had developed their own innovative solution.

Sorry Surjeet, we're all out of helmets. Oh, and it's your turn to go on top.

'Shock and Awe' tactics have evolved. A new combat unit trained especially for the purpose, code named 'Sparkle Motion', storms an enemy position.

Even though they didn't complete the jump over the twenty schoolbuses, it still made for a pretty good show.

Nobody ever told Ajbir the 50 virgins he would meet after his suicide bombing would be male.

That night, thirteen wives left their husbands.

YOOOOUUUUUU SHAAAAALLLLLL NOOOOOTTT PASS!!!

Field sobriety test are getting rediculously harder in Texas....

Never tell John Cheese that "there's no way in hell you can pile 13 arabs onto a moving motorcycle" no matter how drunk you think he is.

We once killed an infidel THIS big.

No.47 in "The Confusing Turn Signals Handbook".

Go Go Allah Rangers! Mighty morphin' Allah Rangeeeeersss.

Because he rode the dangerous pinnacle of the Moto-Shiva formation, Pradeep was allowed to wear the patent-pending Air Bag Turban instead of the typical skateboard helmet.

Despite their best efforts the Iraqi cheerleading squad just couldn't turn the tide of the war.

GO GO GADGET MANPLANE!

Wood is scarce in India, so early airplane models were built with a more plentiful resource: guys in brown shirts.

Raise Shields!

they seem to be getting desperate on getting a christmas tree

Super high five combo attack