Other Craptions

Her heart's in the right place. And thank god cause nobody wants to see what's behind it.

"I'm Ugh" is right.

If M & M's have taught us anything, it's that the green ones are always horny.

Even with the advertising, Jill still found it hard to get laid

Not pictured: I'm HIV Positive, I'm Looking for a New Baby Daddy, and I Have Daddy Issues.

PTA meetings are a lot more fun now that they serve liquor.

Subtlety was never your Mama's strongest suit.

Soon, they thought, the fleet will be in and all our needs will be met.

Even trolls get spring fever.

This gives me a heart-on

Dad?

All they're missing is a "Classy Lassie" and the White trash set will be complete.

Keep asking me that, and you'll have more than the two black eyes you already have ... WHORE!

Feminism: You're doing it wrong

Out of the way whores, you're blocking the suicide booth.

MILFs. Morons I'd Like to Forget

Some wear their hearts on their sleeves. Others wear their hearts on their saddlebags and muffin tops.

Life before eHarmony.

Sexting in Alabama

Tracy hadn't quite mastered the art of subtlety

Can't you sue ugly ass chicks for bullshit like this?

Westboro Baptist has really loosened up lately

I'm not...not anymore.

Baby, it's not your heart I'm interested in.

Look, she misspelled "Fifty and Lonely".

Nobody cares.

mom?

I'd like to make a citizen's cardiac arrest

Hello, Horny, I'm pleased to meet you.

"NO! Don't drink it!" someone in the audience screamed, but it was too late. She was already becoming Irish.

The first (and hopefully last) MILF pride parade

You're UGH? I don't know what that means, but I agree.

These women have everything they need to get lucky: Vaginas.

I was, until I saw your friends...

I'm a say it: Oversized purses are out of control.

...And you're gonna stay that way!

Awesome. That makes one of us.

It took over fifteen years, but eventually the men and women realized that they were standing right behind each other, facing opposite directions. That's when the orgy started.

Pictured: Failed parenting.

...and that's how I met your mother.

The thoughts going through the head of every single man in this picture: "Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact!"

The phone rings in the middle of the night My father yells what you gonna do with your life Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one But girls they want to have fun Oh girls just want to have--

Pictured: Rejected Valentine's Candy

Wow, the protest at the abortion clinic looked NOTHING like what I expected.

Does the carpet match the curtains?

Adult FriendFinder rejects!!!

Once you see the Valkyrie shield maidens, you're not so eager to get to Valhalla anymore

I'm sorry ladies, Hooters DOES discriminate.

let me guess... you're also single