Oh, so this is fine, but if I walk around with my dick in a box, suddenly we're talking about restraining orders.
Her heart's in the right place. And thank god cause nobody wants to see what's behind it.
"I'm Ugh" is right.
If M & M's have taught us anything, it's that the green ones are always horny.
Even with the advertising, Jill still found it hard to get laid
Not pictured: I'm HIV Positive, I'm Looking for a New Baby Daddy, and I Have Daddy Issues.
PTA meetings are a lot more fun now that they serve liquor.
Subtlety was never your Mama's strongest suit.
Soon, they thought, the fleet will be in and all our needs will be met.
Even trolls get spring fever.
This gives me a heart-on
All they're missing is a "Classy Lassie" and the White trash set will be complete.
Keep asking me that, and you'll have more than the two black eyes you already have ... WHORE!
Feminism: You're doing it wrong