Other Craptions

  1. "Dude, don't move. There's a human on your underside."
    mess
    142 Crack-Ups
  2. Given a choice between the bee and all the lovely ladies behind him, I'd risk getting stung, too.
    NeilSoan
    123 Crack-Ups
  3. If BiggusDiccus is right and "ALL THE BEST CRAPTIONS ARE AT THE BOTTOM" and if us lazy bastards did scroll down and vote for them, wouldn't they then be at the top?
    KillerLangan
    88 Crack-Ups
  4. Sadly, the true effects of wearing Axe Body Spray are not well publicized.
    Julius_Goat
    77 Crack-Ups
  5. Really? tennis shoes with a brown pin striped suit? what are you, ten years old?
    carrieoakey
    77 Crack-Ups
  6. Not every day you see a bee attacking a wasp.
    GaseousClay
    69 Crack-Ups
  7. Pictured: Illegal in 49 of 50 states. (You can still do a lot of shit in Alabama)
    DocBrosnan
    64 Crack-Ups
  8. It wasn't until Bob asked the bee to sting him lower that his secret was finally out.
    bettergonzo
    59 Crack-Ups
  9. Justin couldn't tell if he was buzzed, or was it that giant bee on his back.
    55 Crack-Ups
  10. Bees can always spot a queen.
    E. Kelly
    55 Crack-Ups
  11. Rob was running out of ways to cover up that dowager's hump on his back......
    WilsonBurnell
    51 Crack-Ups
  12. I bet he lets insects into all his friends houses.
    50 Crack-Ups
  13. Everybody knew Jeff was deaf when he brought a bee to a TEA party.
    47 Crack-Ups
  14. An unexpected sting operation.
    E. Kelly
    40 Crack-Ups
  15. Let it go David - you gave up the role.
    Thomas Calnan
    30 Crack-Ups
  16. That's a nice yellow jacket he's wearing
    lumberjef
    26 Crack-Ups
  17. Dr. Who meets Dr. WTF
    seannyb
    24 Crack-Ups
  18. Let me tell you about the nerds and the bees.
    son_of_pupkin
    24 Crack-Ups
  19. David's shoulder has a new tennant.
    Rex-Jester
    23 Crack-Ups
  20. They were looking for the next teen obsession to follow vampires. They failed.
    Julius_Goat
    21 Crack-Ups
  21. When the Bee stings Ben, the Bee dies. Too bad Ben doesn't die when he wears that fucking suit.
    JCarlton
    21 Crack-Ups
  22. I hate how hipster douchebags are always competing to have the most edgy pets.
    Julius_Goat
    20 Crack-Ups
  23. I finally get that monkey off my back, then THIS happens.
    seannyb
    20 Crack-Ups
  24. Joe quickly realized he'd misinterpreted the "WASP CONVENTION" signs
    zaprowsdower
    20 Crack-Ups
  25. Wasp on Wasp Violence.
    Mr.Excalibur
    16 Crack-Ups
  26. Pictured: the inventor of Miracle-Gro living to regret his creation.
    yeahme
    16 Crack-Ups
  27. Looks like someone's been using too much Nasonex!
    sagittarius1203
    15 Crack-Ups
  28. GOOD GOD THAT'S HORRIFYING! I mean LOOK at that carpet. GROSS.
    Mr.Excalibur
    14 Crack-Ups
  29. Oddly, not the saddest Doctor Who fan at the convention.
    jtklove
    14 Crack-Ups
  30. Nearby sign reads: get picture taken with Sting!
    Zaphod
    14 Crack-Ups
  31. Did I really look that Dorky in the 80s?
    mickmarch
    14 Crack-Ups
  32. As long as Jerry Seinfeld isn't doing the voiceover, I'm totally cool with this.
    MicAwkward
    13 Crack-Ups
  33. Nathan Fillion's career has taken an unpredictable swerve.
    Fkelleghan
    13 Crack-Ups
  34. I'll bee back
    lumberjef
    13 Crack-Ups
  35. Well at least this party isn't the only thing sucking.
    Ceveron
    13 Crack-Ups
  36. Coming from a creative family, Steve grew up inventing crazier and crazier ways to camouflage his conjoined twin, Harvey.
    Rex-Jester
    13 Crack-Ups
  37. Beestiality
    Dunksta
    13 Crack-Ups
  38. Let me guess... He's dancing to the BEE GEES!
    sagittarius1203
    13 Crack-Ups
  39. Some addicts have a monkey on their backs. The really hopeless cases have giant hornets.
    Diasdiem
    12 Crack-Ups
  40. Breaking News: "Africanized bees have mutated yet again! More at 11!"
    sagittarius1203
    12 Crack-Ups
  41. Ted always was a straight "B" student.
    Mothra24
    12 Crack-Ups
  42. What a terrible costume. That bee could have found a way more realistic looking person
    Ceveron
    11 Crack-Ups
  43. Carl made a critical mistake in insulting the bee's haircut
    zaprowsdower
    11 Crack-Ups
  44. Well he couldn't get queen of the prom, so he had to settle for queen of the hive...
    Joey_09876
    11 Crack-Ups
  45. Background music? "I'ma be" by the Black Eyed Peas.
    Mr.Excalibur
    11 Crack-Ups
  46. Afro-Wasp hates pin stripes!!!!
    FRESH_DOUCHE
    11 Crack-Ups
  47. Who the f**k wears Ked's with a suit?
    Diasdiem
    11 Crack-Ups
  48. It's Beehind you!
    tinfoilman
    11 Crack-Ups
  49. I knew it, the bees are not disappearing, they've all just been 'roiding up!
    Gatt
    11 Crack-Ups