Craptions Classics April 11, 2010

Scientists recently discovered the fossilized remains of an ancient fish, which most likely went extinct from its inability to stop sinking.

SoftOath

Other Craptions

Jaws 7: Terror in the Sahara wasn't the strongest member of the franchise

zaprowsdower

One fish, two fish, red fish, WTF metal terror fish

pokey

In Soviet Russia, Nemo finds YOU!

Bagelfish

Looks like Bear Grylls already stripped all the edible parts from it.

"For Fuck's sake Odysseus!! The Trojan's are never going to let this thing in!"

Alex Hanton

Teddy Roosevelt's playground equipment.

scaryed

Al Gore's latest attempt to sell us global warming, er, climate change wasn't very successful at all.

bettergonzo

Sometimes, with a fine piece of art such as this, you want to display it in the desert where everyone who passes by can enjoy it.

NeilSoan

Ancient Inuit talisman warning of the coming of Sarahcuda and her desire to turn Alaska into a vast ecological wasteland

WilsonBurnell

"This'll keep the kids off my desert."

mess

Yes, Mr. President we found it swimming in your lower intestine, it looks as if the far left wanted to scare the crap out of you and the far right just wanted a laugh, bipartisanship at its best.

cmongo

"I'll take it!" exclaimed Tim Burton.

mess

Worst glory hole EVER.

noreport

You are now entering Arizona: Please try and keep your screaming to a minimum.

Alex Hanton
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