Craptions Classics April 09, 2010

Due to budget constraints, the town crier and vilage idiot positions have been combined.

bettergonzo

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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Fkelleghan

My dog already has his own tuxedo, thank you very much.

Lord Gaga searches for his Lady.

BowToTheBard

Would you buy used underwear from this man?

WilsonBurnell

He has the power to repel any woman on earth.

Thomas Calnan

"Hey, Kelly, Kelly Clarkson! It's me, Justin. Justin Guarini!"

"YEAH MOM! I TOOK MY PILLS!"

noreport

What ever it is he's selling, I'm sure you can get really cheap, before the drugs wear off.

2 blocks away an insane asylum has a broken window.

noreport

He can also sell you a copy of "7 Habits of Highly Defective Fruitcakes."

Julius_Goat

You should really see a doctor about that thing on your face. Oh, wait a minute, that's your nose.

NeilSoan

Yeah, I remember the last time I went off my meds, too.

Mothra24

In San Francisco, Batman had to fag it up and change into his Butterfly Man alter-alter ego.

davestuckey

Rorschach's gay brother, Ballsach, was better know for his purse design than his crime fighting.

RodneyHardman
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