Other Craptions

Call me when the dogs are balancing the people.

First one to get bit in the face, wins. And loses.

"Jesus, PETA!! Then what CAN I juggle?!?"

After the weed wore off, Joe and Ben realized they weren't circus performers at all, just incredibly baked.

The one on the right seems to enamored of the dog's tallywhacker than a normal person would.

And for an encore, a drug addled Ozzy Osbourne comes out and bites off the dog's heads.

Lester and Barney's dog audition for the circus didn't go well when Scrappy polpped a big log on Lester's face.

The one on the right tested positive for steroid use and was disqualified.

The first rule of Extreme Dog Juggling is you do not talk about Extreme Dog Juggling.

The ambassadors from the Dog Planet had been humiliated enough, and when they got their chance, would order the total annhilation of this planet

During the rapture, only the dogs ascended.

OK you puppies! The first dog to loose his balance will be turned into corndogs for the fairgoers!

The whole show was ruined when someone threw a frisbee.

Man, they got their bitches under control

These roadside drinking tests are getting a bit ridiculous...

You don't know the half of it. Those dogs landed like that after jumping out of a fucking airplane.

Sigfried never missed a beat, but Roy, mauled by tigers, decided to scale back the dramatics.

Dogs also wonder whether humans are allowed into heaven.

Holy Shi Tzu!!!!

Needs more cowbell.

DEAR GOD!! Did we learn NOTHING from the horrors of cat juggling?!?

Yes! This moment makes my wife leaving less painful!

Nobody noticed the magnet above the dogs, or that their masters fed them a diet including steel ball bearings.

Oh please. My cats do that every time I start up the vacuum cleaner.

Ok...it's official, we've run out of contestants for dancing with the stars.

Pictured: the superiority of cats over dogs.

Little Timmy: You took me away from my xbox so I could see this shit? Enjoy your retirement home.

The beagle has landed.

Korean in the crowd: "Those dogs look DELICIOUS!"

Nice tricks...the only one my dog does for me involves peanut butter.

This just doesn't seem impressive until you realize those pooches were dropped from passing Air Force jets.

Dogs specially trained to assist people with AGD, Anti-Gravitational Disorder.

Performing for crowds is a bitch and a half.

The awesome part is when the dogs start marking their territory from up there.

The dogs had a choice: Either do this, or get neutered. And to be honest, they're regretting their choice.

If you drop me one more time I swear I will savage you in your sleep.

Take them out of the basement and it becomes a spectator sport?

Oh Wishbone. How the stars have fallen.

In Korea they don’t toss pizzas……..

RELEASE THE 20 CATS!!!

Rescession era Superbowl half-time show.

I, for one, welcome our new doggie dancing overlords

Yeah, neat -- now teach them how to use and flush a toilet!

You want to impress me... talk to a woman.

PETA should stop this crual game of Volleyball...

This will only lead to loose morals and body art.

Well, now we know who let the dogs out.

How cute! And to think just 2 weeks ago they were going to be put down for eating an entire nursery.

It all seemed pretty adorable until I found out they trained them by repeatedly breaking their back legs.