Craptions Classics April 05, 2010

Other Craptions

There has to be a better way to get the nuts off that tree,

there are some cracks in the structure

mephitic

Somewhere, in the middle of this thing, is Charlie Sheen.

Julius_Goat

This really happened. They called it "the 1960's".

Colin Murdock

I don't know whether to climb it, or rub my body over every bump.

carrieoakey

The guy who suggested they all strip down was later found at the bottom, crushed to death, with a big smile on his face!

bettergonzo

I would do more than hug this tree.

Mr.Excalibur

A young acolyte of John Wayne Gacy finds more uses for dead bodies than crawlspace insulation...

WilsonBurnell

scrotum pole

mcpablo

Tiger's Wood

MARCS

I told you the world wasn't ready to see Chuck Norris' boner.

Julius_Goat

The Eye-full tower.

GaseousClay

All right environmentalists... that tree has been hugged enough!

Thomas Calnan

Just wait, after about 2 minutes it'll start to lean, followed by snoring noises.

Ceveron
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