Other Craptions

And what are your superpowers?

Superboy promises not to use his X-ray vision to see under your pajamas if you promise not to point, laugh, or make fun of his junk.

Wonder Woman had an invisible jet. I wish I could say the same for her pantyline.

Becky knew for sure that the pajama party was going to be a drag when she found out it was being chaperoned by the lamer version of Teen Titans.

"I'm sorry Britney, but if Superman becomes visibly aroused, you're too sexy for our party, and as you can see......"

Donna spent the remainder of her high school years as "Wonder Granny Panties".

I thought you were supposed to bring the map! This pink hair doesn't give me GPS powers, you know!

are you sure this is OK for the job interview?

Everybody was too distracted by Wonder Woman's panties to notice the bomb planted under the sandwich board sign.

Chafing is not a superpower.

Visible panty lines! I guess a thong is like your Kryptonite.

They heard someone here stole an apple. It's a slow day.

I'm sorry, but you knew the rules: last one here had to give Superman a blumpkin.

Dorklyn, New York

yes, yes you do look fat in that!

Guardians of the Farmer's Market

Oh I get it. The Power of Pink causes evil doers to desperately claw at their eyes. You're in. Shut up Kevin, I said she's in.

Jamie looks so ridiculous with her blue bag.

"Listen Kayla, I know Brenda dresses different, and looks like a boy, and if they makes you uncomfortable, you're not welcome to stay."

Oh for Christ's sake just call the police.

You've heard of the Fantastic Four, well, meet the WHITE TRASH TRIO!

STUPOR HEROES!

Yes, there's a disturbance at the bank, but it's really nice out.

Girl on the left- "I'll swear that's what happened... I was in the drugstore and the Pepto Bismol display fell on me!"

We all knew the SuperFriends had gone downhill when they invited the Easter Bunny.

Who You Gonna Call..??..Not these people

Not kickass more like fat ass

These guys are apparently the 133rd line of defense in Gotham.

Hold on a minute. You're telling me we've been celebrating Halloween on the wrong day for SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS?!

Easter Princess, Butt Skid Woman and Bruno.

Someone needs to tell them that spandex is a privilege, not a right.

Superheroes use their superpowers to find super sales at the supermarket.

"Signs of overdose include stomach upset, diarrhea and pink discoloration... Ask your doctor about Pepto Bismol!

Geez, I'm 5 minutes late, don't get your panties in a bunch

Using his x-ray vision, Super-Emo knew how many chocolate eggs he was getting.

"Do you guys know which way it is to the Tea Party?"

You can't be serious - THIS is the line you won't cross?

Faster than a speeding mollusk! More powerful than a name-brand laxative! Able to ascend tall buildings in a single elevator!

SPANDEX- Making us all wish we were blind!

Your idea worked. The humans stopped asking questions once we forged Japanese passports.

Ashlyn, what the hell? We're supposed to be edgy! Pink isn't edgy! God, you're such a loser!

For some, Red Stripe is a Jamaican beer. For me, it's a lesbian in a track suit.

We couldn't get a hold of the A team. . . or the B team for that matter, but at least they're cheap.

They don't need weapons. They stun villains with their lack of fashion sense.

dont need x-ray vision to see THAT underwear.

The "S" on his cape means "Slick"...as in that GREASY HAIR!

Is that girl wearing Sponge-Bob earrings? That's ridiculous.

After talking to pink girl, he needs to go to phone booth...not to change, but to masturbate into a phone-book.

If you want to bang pink-girl, you have to make nice with her loser friends. Those are the rules.