Craptions Classics March 30, 2010

Cannabis Prime never made it to the audition for the Transformer movie.

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Billy couldn't wait to show his friends his new thyme machine.

WilsonBurnell

It's "Herbie" for a reason.

jonnyt

"My other car is a meth-lab!"

Rhymenstein

In France, even the cars don't shave.

gunnersons

When you said you got some bush in the back of your wagon, this isn't what I was thinking.....

bettergonzo

Damn it Dave! Those f**king trees are stealing our car again!

Colin Murdock

Sometimes you get lucky buying a car at a police auction.

mess

"OK, man, I think we're good to make it through Customs."

Julius_Goat

It might not get you where you want to go, but you'll enjoy every minute of the ride.

Is that miles to the kilo, or kilo to the miles..?

NeilSoan

Car for sale: LOADED

carrieoakey

The European Bush Mobile's popularity didn't translate well to America

LewScannon

Negative, dispatch. We won't be needing the drug dogs.

Diasdiem

How to tell if a panda's moved in next door.

BowToTheBard
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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