Other Craptions

OK, fuck you IKEA. I'm not putting this shit together.

This is hideous to look at, serves no real purpose, and appeals to a very small select group of people, in other words, it's Art!

WNBA Dildos

3 of the 6 things men do to get laid that science says turns women off.

Tribute to Bad Snack Ideas #27: Bubble gum flavored cheese puffs.

I don't know what kind of drugs this artist was on when they designed this, but they should have just said NO.

Conveniently parked where Clark Griswold can back into them.

This can't be America, they haven't been tagged yet...

Commemorates the lone lost tourist, who asked for directions and got two different answers.

This doesn't belong in the center of town, it belongs tucked in shame under your older sister's pillow.

Actual tapeworms removed from John Madden's lower colon.

It seems like the front one is waving at us. Hello to you too, enormous waste of taxpayer money.

Some forms of abstract art are less abstract than others.

Penis joke number 539: "Wow. Those really look like giant penises!" Fine, you do better...

1 out of 3 sea sponges will gladly tell you which way to the beach.

"My hotel? It's right across the street from those three hideous pink sculptures. Ya can't miss it."

Does a Giant Carebear shit in the woods? The answer, I guess, is no. No, it doesn't.

For realism, they should have made them Black.

Stoned-henge

"Shit, I'm stuck in one of George Michael's wet dreams again."

madonna, britney & lindsey's salt lick

and then the clouds broke and God blessed earth with...ummm..a peni...bingo dabb.. Shit God must have been on drugs today

I see London, I see France, I see someone's pink anal lance.

Opening day of the Tiger Woods memorial.

Orgasmatron Square is Amsterdam's most popular tourist attraction.

Cracked, you made me wear out my F5 key. For shame.

The Secret Policeman's Other Baton.

See those wet stains at the tips of the giant dildos? That's why the Craption was late. I blame Swaim.

I'm so proud of my Chamber of Commerce. Oy vey.

It really speaks to me... In a language I can't understand!

The aliens beamed to Earth. They melted in our mouths.

Adamandeve.com is getting out of control

Suddenly, I feel inadequate.

The Tourist Trap waits patiently for it's prey to arrive

Many citizens complained about the zombie repellent, until they realized that zombies hadn't attacked since they were installed.

They may be tampons, but at least they're not used tampons!

Not satisfied with the Magic Harp or the Golden Goose, Jack decides to steal the giant's dildo collection also.

These were left behind by our new, sexually adventurous overlords. They cause spontaneous orgasms in all passersby.

If you spin around ten times really fast, take some ecstacy, slap yourself in the face, and squint your eyes at this pic... well, it looks the same, but at least you did something today.

A monument to the families of Alabama: family trees without nearly enough branches.

By the 3rd Douche, there was less blood.

I don't know if I like this, but let me sit on it overnight and I'll let you know tomorrow.

I always knew that one day single-celled organisms would enslave us all

"I paid to stay at a historic London hotel and THIS is what my view is?!?!"

In an effort to be liked more, the Lomdon Police began their campaign of cotton candy billy clubs.

Pink is the new WTF.

That'll screw with the guys over at Google streetview

These aren't as much sex toys as they are sex weapons.

I don't like Easter in Germany. It scares me.