Craptions Classics March 28, 2010

"Danger" is Sam's middle name. Of course, "Unnecessary" is his first name. His last name is "Jones", which isn't particularly relevant to this picture.

Julius_Goat

Other Craptions

I DONT CARE! I HAVE HEALTHCARE NOW!

noreport

In a hurry to post the first Craption, Sammy accidentally plugs his ethernet into a live power line.

bettergonzo

In Kenya everyone enjoys HBO for free

klayb

He's color-blind and he thinks he's defusing a bomb. We told him to clip the red wire.

Julius_Goat

WTF? Nobody's going to even see your garage sale sign way up there.

In the third world, an electric clothes dryer means something different than it does here in America

carrieoakey

They say I'm supposed to say something funny, but the only thing funny around here is it's always the same people who round out the top twenty.

lostgonzo30

And Joe hooks up another illegal cable connection for the folks in the trailer park

LewScannon

Iran will try anything to hide their nuclear weapons from IAEA inspectors.

Ivan decided his neighbors were right. It WAS time to take his Christmas lights down.

Joe's Diner gave him five dollars and a piece of pie to plug himself in to the electrical grid and see if his eyes would flash "Eat At Joe's" like in so many Looney Tunes cartoons.

NeilSoan

It took nerves of steel, but he was able to do it. He took out the wrenched ankle.

LewScannon

In Sri Lanka "Telephone Switchboard Operator" is one of the 10 deadliest jobs you can have.

RodneyHardman

Some people hate 'Two And A Half Men' a LOT.

mess
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