Other Craptions

I DONT CARE! I HAVE HEALTHCARE NOW!

In a hurry to post the first Craption, Sammy accidentally plugs his ethernet into a live power line.

In Kenya everyone enjoys HBO for free

He's color-blind and he thinks he's defusing a bomb. We told him to clip the red wire.

WTF? Nobody's going to even see your garage sale sign way up there.

In the third world, an electric clothes dryer means something different than it does here in America

They say I'm supposed to say something funny, but the only thing funny around here is it's always the same people who round out the top twenty.

And Joe hooks up another illegal cable connection for the folks in the trailer park

Iran will try anything to hide their nuclear weapons from IAEA inspectors.

Ivan decided his neighbors were right. It WAS time to take his Christmas lights down.

Joe's Diner gave him five dollars and a piece of pie to plug himself in to the electrical grid and see if his eyes would flash "Eat At Joe's" like in so many Looney Tunes cartoons.

It took nerves of steel, but he was able to do it. He took out the wrenched ankle.

In Sri Lanka "Telephone Switchboard Operator" is one of the 10 deadliest jobs you can have.

Some people hate 'Two And A Half Men' a LOT.

"When I've finished this, she'll think I'm calling from somewhere inside the house!"

"Hello, Jimmy John's?"

And he thought he was wired after the eight cups of coffee he drank. ZING!

What's keeping the damned Wichita Lineman?

Neither rain, nor sleet, nor gloom of night, nor lack of basic safety precautions stays these couriers...

Trying to decide which wire makes the best noose.

India doesn't have China's censorship budget. When they want to repress free speech and the press, they have to send out Raj with a pair of wire cutters and a bamboo ladder.

The ironic thing is, he's trying to steal cable so he can finish watching '100 Dumbest Criminals.'

Jesus, Dad, let me setup the wireless network

Well it's safer than sex with Paris Hilton.

He's trying to find which one gives him the Playboy Channel. It's the sticky one.

He brushes and flosses every day. So he does, like, observe detail at some level.

And from on high in the clouds in the distance, Zeus knew this indeed would be a wonderful day for lightning.

Lightning never strikes the same place twice, but stupidity can strike repeatedly, and anytime.

"Snub me at the Darwin Awards will they? Well we'll see about that."

On the ground, they are already changing the sign that says "_____ Days Since The Last Fatality."

"Greg, since you're up there, you mind holding this burrito for me?"

Don't worry... he's wearing goggles.

Looks like Bollywood is going to do the Hurt Locker after all!

"That's the last time we hire M.C. Escher to put up our hydro lines!!!"

If Rogers ex-wife thought that she was keeping the house AND the cable she was sorely mistaken

Early parental control on the Internet.

Julius finally figured out how to get the Craption picture five minutes before all others.

"Okay I think I've found the problem: We live in a shithole."

If Mutombo had realized he was a 'Liar, liar' maybe he wouldn't have gone up the telephone pole that fateful day.

Stupid kite!!!

"No pressure Bill, no pressure at all. Just keep in mind though, one wrong move...and we all lose the Playboy channel..."

His OCD knew no bounds...

Somehow I'm thinking he's not properly grounded...

You've heard of hot-wiring a car? Well, this mo' fo is so bad, he's hard-wiring a whole damn CITY!

"Why is everybody screaming that I'm cute? I KNOW I'm cute. But I'm not electro-cute."

Ironically, he's fixing the one internet cable that isn't being used for porn.

$12 a month for cinemax? Not when I'm done.

'How's this supposed to cure my testicular cancer?'

Famous last words: "Don't worry baby, I'm wearing rubber gloves."