Craptions Classics March 27, 2010

Pants sold separately.

Colin Murdock

Other Craptions

Less than meets the eye.

Brad thought, "Technically, if I'm in character, I'm not really in violation of the restraining order Megan Fox has against me."

Sad thing is, I don't think we can blame Japan for this one.

Joey_09876

He's learned his lesson. Last time he wore the full outfit, he peed his pants.

LewScannon

"I'm just a kid, and I know this doofus needs to get laid"

WilsonBurnell

TRANSFORMERS VIRGINS IN DISGUISE

klayb

Fools! When the robot apocalypse arrives, I'll be the only man spared to enjoy those "women" you keep telling me about.

Ceveron

You can dress up, but nothing will hide the stink of mom's basement.

Julius_Goat

This is all subterfuge, he's really going to see Valentine's Day.

Come on....where's that fist from two days ago when you need it???

sephiroth3

The concession stand was going to give him back the correct change and honor his coupon, or so help him....

WilsonBurnell

I was gonna impress the crowd, but then I got high.

Fkelleghan

This is what the Republicans think a homosexual is.

smileyjoseph

It was the combination codpiece/fanny pack that sold him on this version of the outfit.

carrieoakey
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