Other Craptions

Tiger Woods' practice holes.

Toy Story 3 was AWESOME

Exhibit A, or Why I'm Not Allowed In The Ladies Department At Macys Anymore.

Stuff like this always looks demeaning when I'm not involved in it.

This always happens when color blind people try to play Twister on a solid colored mat.

How many blondes DOES it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Questionable Morals Barbie" comes with everything you see here.

Show us on the mannequins where Tiger touched you.

Fruit Roll-Up wrestling was never as popular as mud or jello wrestling.....

I warned them this would happen if they put too much floor wax on the catwalk....

Welcome to Macy's After Dark.

That's not how you do the Gator!

This is why my mother told me to always wear clean underwear.

"I don't care if you're busy now, or what you're doing, I need you to come home and fix me dinner NOW!"

Ladies, ladies PLEASE stop fighting. There's more than enough of me to go around!

The most complicated, yet fun-to-read VENN diagram ever!

"That dude treats objects like women, man . . ."

"My First Erection Set" by Hasbro

Karma Suplex

It wasn't too surprising when Jeff Dahmer's boutique store went bankrupt

"But, honey, it isn't cheating if they don't have a pulse."

Well it isn't technically cheating, Bob...but I think I'd like a divorce all the same.

Twister for Dummies.

Twisted Sisters

Fianlly...women that WON'T complain about getting it in the face and hair!

Good, while the male craptioneers are distracted, I'll go around and pick their pockets.

Well, they're more believable than Keanu's acting.

These are real women. Curse you, Botox!

... I swear I just found them like this, honey.

MILFs - Mannequins I'd Like to Fuck

Fumble!

Somebody misread my instructions. The chairs were supposed to be piled in the middle of the floor and the lingerie models were supposed to be around them in an orderly fashion.

Who felt the need to put pasties on a mannequin?

Crash test barbies.

Or as Tiger Woods calls it, "Tuesday."

It's like trying to find a needle in a ho stack

They were all asses and elbows.

Jesse James adds to his rash collection.

My co-worker just walked up behind me while this was on my screen. This is going to be hard to explain.

FAKE! Those tits aren't natural.

And you thought losing a contac lens was bad, try losing a pastie while playing twister during an earthquake!

Like this isn't part of everyone's porn collection... What, this is only in MY porn collection? Aww... fuck it!!!

Time to masturbate? I think so!

Guess they were having too much fun to worry about the whole "turning back at sunrise" thing

Is this one of the deleted scenes from I, Jerk-Off?

Right foot... Green!

Not the lingerie models I was looking for, but I will manage.

Right outside of this shot is a male maniquin dressed like a pizza delivery boy.

After the apocalypse the survivors were left to try and rebuild their shattered world. This is their attempt at recreating the internet.