Craptions Classics March 25, 2010

Don't play rock, paper, scissors with God.

Jokester

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"And you're telling me this gets beat by paper?"

mess

My first wish? Well, I could really use a hand with my garden.

Jokester

...and sometimes God works in non-mysterious, smite-'em-all, straightforward ways.

jtklove

God tried to punch Chuck Norris, and Chuck cut his fucking hand off!

RodneyHardman

I feel bad for the guys lawn that the giants penis fell on.

JCarlton

Every time you do drugs, God does this to a puppy.

sephiroth3

I would hit that like the fist of an angry God.

chilimaggot

It's a Trojan Fist. At midnight, a swarm of Oompa Loompas will emerge and take over the factory.

davestuckey

Is there an inscription on it? 'Cause I lost one like that.

Fkelleghan

Fisting...Michael Bay style.

DocBrosnan

Monty Python tried a lot of other things before they settled on a giant foot.

It took forever and cost him his giant fist, but he finally got that fly.

Removable hands are great things for when you need a manicure but don't have the time to wait around while it's performed.

Turned upside down like that, it means the OPPOSITE of Black Power...

LewScannon
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