Well to answer your question, it's very difficult. That's why I installed this little flap in the front of my armor.
Rule #1: No one talks about midevial fight club
Invisible horse. Invisible sword. Invisible respect.
I usually love playing "Spot the Virgin", but this one is just way too easy.
Protecting a lady's honor as a career choice isn't as popular with the kids as it used to be.
You know it's bad when even the wench refuses to make eye contact.
I think thjis guy spent a lot of time buffing a lot more than his armor.
He can't access his penis, but that's not really going to be an issue for him.
Alas! I had forgotten the effect of the RenFaire breasts! My weiner doth oucheth!
Suddenly, Wile E. Coyote appeared atop the building, wielding a giant ACME magnet...
IronMan the lost years.
The Dork Knight
Nobody cared that the knight standing guard outside their junior high wouldn't let anybody back into class.
Knights of the no table , only two chairs