Other Craptions

Putting a little meth into his horn before he played was the best idea Bob had ever had

Why isn't there a Black one? This shit is RACIST.

You want to know how good he is? Two seconds ago, before he started playing, the stage was totally empty.

Horn blows good, how about you?

No wonder all my gumballs taste funny.

I never saw a band with balls like this before.

It takes balls to play the trumpet that badly.

Those aren't balloons, they're giant marbles. Everyone here died within minutes.

Until they adopt a standard set of rules, dodgeball will never become as popular a sport as foot ball or basketball.

A little Reveille always wakes up a doped out audience.

The Abba reunion didn't go as well as expected.

The crowd was all out of fruit, and Joe just didn't get the hint

At long long last, Ted's balls dropped.

I never knew Glenn Beck had a house band.

"Hot damn! The THIRD wish on the monkey's paw worked out GREAT!"

Uh oh. Happy Fun Ball brought along a few friends.

Wayne Coyne, stay the fuck out of my dreams!

Geez! Doesn't FOX News cover anything else but these stupid Tea Parties?!

"No 0ne knows what it's like/ to be the madman/to be the sad man/Behind Blue Balls...."

The Martians from War of the Worlds were defeateed by germs. The aliens from Balloon Planet were defeated by safety-pins.

Unfortunately for the balloon lovers, the next event is the Porcupine Pet Show.

Where the hell is Pinhead when you need him?

Phil Spector's release from prison party

At the end of Bozo's funeral, taps was played.

Please don't pop the music.

How will I know when the acid kicks in?

"Great idea, Mike! The balloons really take away the attention from my hair!"

Unfortunately for Wayne his lungs were still full of helium from blowing up all the balloons, thus rendering his trumpet playing unintentionally hilarious

The concept of life-style was invented in California. This alone warrants their doom.

Billy could play guitar with one hand and photogragh his buddies with the other

Trumpeting Joe's segment of the telethon actually SUBTRACTED $137 from the Haitian relief effort.

Those balls aren't going to blow themselves.

Skittles wants you to Taste the Rainbow...this guy wants you to feel it.

They did whatever they could to make life in the gumball machine a little easier.

Justin Timberlake, circa 2035.

Well at least the frat boy in red's enjoying it. Of course, he has the mentality of a 4 year old.

Who knew that the end of the world would end not with a bang, but with Jelly Bellys?

Fiesta del LSD.

If people only knew how fun being in a monestry actually is, maybe more people would join the Holy Order

Sgt. Pepper's Loony Heart's Club Band.

His target audience is Telly-Tubbies and inatimate balls. Not surprisingly, none of his albums have gone platinum yet.

It's a little known fact that when NASA takes a picture of the Milky Way, they only show us a small proportion of what's really out there.

I think I spot a Teletubbie!

It's actually one of those trumpets that you blow bubbles from... Whoopie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For the first time in his life JJ was thankful Father Sullivan had helped him practice his blowing.

Child abducters LOVE this part of the show.

Still better than a Nickelback concert

Ballsy!

I expected this from the Flaming Lips, but not from you, Kenny G.