Other Craptions

Like in every Scooby Doo adventure, this monster is really a real estate developer in a costume.

Banishing dirt to the land of wind and ghosts since the last century!

The Sta Puft Marshmallow man sure was cute as a baby, but I never realized he was Japanese.

By the time she realizes that the baby has gone from the pack on her back, that snowman's going to be a long way away.

Very discreet Japanese tampon ad.

Until now, the hideous mutants of Hiroshima and Nagasaki have been kept hidden from the American people.

"No, I don't like what you did with the living room. Put it back the way it was."

The Adorable Snowman

The Vietnamese peace talks were put off for years because they couldn't agree on the shape of the snowman.

Ye shall be banished forever to the comfy chair.

Joe was sick and tired of going to Japan and having the tortured souls of ghost children always appear in his photographs

Kim Jong Il has some strange sexual appetite, but he tips very well.....

After breaking up this snowman with her shovel, little Yoko would grow up to become famous for breaking up other things, too.......

Everybody was kung fu shoveling.

The buy-one-get-one-free deal on mail-order brides isn't as good as it sounds.

Pokemon has been alive for a long, long time.

I see that lead-based paint really is a problem.

It's my favorite Sean Penn movie, The Drag Queen And The Snowman.

Ms. Lee shivered, but school wasn't going to pay for itself...

Sushi-maker to the Sumo wrestlers is a tough job.

Great honey, it'll the scare the kids away until spring

Well she didn't clear my driveway...but she did clean my pipes.

9 months later, Mr. Stay Puft was born

Snow-mo-kun

If you eat it, you'll just be hungry again in a couple of weeks.

She likes to look nice when shoveling coke...

Geisha are widely misunderstood to be hookers. In fact, they are more companions than anything, skilled in witty conversation, tea preparation, and snow sculpture. They're also hookers.

Frosty the Tofuman, was a creepy, freaky soul. With a braided hat, and two turds for eyes, and a mouth that eats you whole.

Well if Asian dudes can marry their love-dolls, I can't object to Asian women marrying their snow-men.

You don't want to know what's under the snow. It's shit. You also don't want to know what's under the shit.

Repressed Memories of a Geisha

I'm still scratching my head over Miss Lee's "Rice" sculpture

Is that snowman wearing a rope-dildo head-band???

Lee shows off his two favorite wives

Why couldn't you give him a nose? Don't you have carrots???

Where did you find this picture? You found the end of the Internet..didn't you? DIDN'T YOU???

He pleases me in ways you NEVER will.

Allowing same-sex marriage opens a can of worms you'd rather leave closed.

She resorted to shoveling snow after being fired from her job at the Toyota gas pedal plant.

Not pictured: A clear gender.

I ordered the shovel of rice.

Memoirs of a Bored Geisha

Yuki the snowman, was a troubled, frosty soul ... with a rope-knot hat and a Geisha-wife, and two eyes made out of coal ...

Carl didn't really understand how to inconspicuously dispose of a body

Thats what you asked your Gaisha to do for you?

Don't let the shovel fool you. She's a snow-blower.

I'm sure I recognize that snowman from some video game I've played. But which one? This is gonna take me awhile.

So this is how people played Pokemon before Nintendo.

Did you know that the Japanese language has 25 different words that mean "depravity"?