Other Craptions

The recession hit Burning Man pretty hard this year

Chuck Norris's wife will be thrilled with this new dildo.

"I knew holding the Olympics in Phoenix would be a stupid idea."

Hanukah: You're doing it wrong.

Only later did Randy realize that the burners on his home made rocket needed to be pointing the other way.

Propane courtesy Strickland propane Co.

That's the LAST time I am eating at Taco Bell!

After the traditional burning of the psychedelic cactus, they all turned in so they wouldn't be late for the next day's global warming protest.

Artistic rendition of the soul of Dick Cheney.

"Infinite Improbability Drive? I wonder what this d..."

In retrospect, the decision to serve beans at this gathering turned out to be a bad idea, for obvious reasons.....

With the invention of the triple meth lab, law enforcement had their work cut out for them.

As noxious as all those propane fumes were, it was still not enough to cover the stench of patchouli that permeated the air.

How Darwin Awards are won.

How do you know when your cactus is gay? When it's FLAMING!

"IN other news, residents of a trailer park were left homeless when a holiday light display went awry and burned their homes to the ground."

Just a reminder from your friendly burn unit to donate generously.....

The Rainbow Gathering is a time when like-minded hippies can meet and share a love of psychedelic drugs and music, new age philosophies and religions, vegan cuisine and a concern for the environment, all while leaving behind the biggest carbon foot p

The cactus was fired from his job for being a prick.

I fell in to a burning thing of fire...

Oh, I see you guys broght a fire-extinguisher. So I suppose that makes you insane AND cautious?

All the cacti in Las Vegas are being retro-fitted with these...

Mexico's first ICBM.

"Now I'll need a volunteer from the audience"

My parents wanted me to be a Doctor! But look at my Creation. Who's a failure NOW?

If they do not burn the cactus in effigy, the tequila god will become angry, and they'll get diarrhea.

Turns out cacti are full of vodka, not water.

"It has recently come to our attention that some of you don't consider Arizona to be enough of a bleak, desolate hellscape. Problem solved."

Al Gore finally gets the proof he's waiting for when this cactus spontaneously burst into flames.

When Steve responded to the Craigslist ad advertising "A tall dark flamer with a big prick" this wasn't what he had in mind

The Olympic torch for the 2024 Olympics in Amarillo, Texas.

You don't want to be gay in this town.

I see Satan is working on something rather special to shove up Glen Beck's ass when he finally gets here.

Little known fact: When God appears in the form of a burning cactus, he sounds like Sam Elliot.

Avatard

Ku Klux Cactus

Almost nobody expected the cactus to fight back.

"All right Mr. Kinevel. It's all set up, but I think you're losing your edge..."

Al Gore was right, the planet is heating up.

I'd make a wish and blow it out, but this is what I want

If that's Alabama, proctologists and burn units are about to get a *LOT* of calls.

The flaming cactus was one of Wile E. Coyote's stupidest plans.

Finally! A way to make Cacti SAFER!

I find your lack of flame disturbing

What happens when you fertilise your Cactus with Taco Bell burritos.

"So, you think I'm prickly and I store water, do you? WELL THINK AGAIN!!!"

We don't take kindly to you south-western-likes 'round here

The only way this could be more awesome is if it were on fir... nevermind.

It's a christmas tree for Scientologists.