Other Craptions

10:1 she's getting tied to some train tracks.

Ah, the good ol' days when porn kings wore capes and the actresses didn't even pretend to be having a good time.

The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a whore to steal

Verily, I pimpeth this fair strumpet! Do I hear three shillings? Two shillings, sixpence?

I didn't realize Twilight was a remake.

Unngh! Look at that bare arm! I think I'm getting hard!

No, I'm not hiding you naked best friend behind this curtain, don't be ridiculous

Hell looks surprisingly like my first apartment.

Old timey superheroes were as ridiculous as the women's lingerie were unsexy.

And our next item up for bid, some delicious body parts, disassembly required.

Obi Wan Kenobi and Luke's Aunt are about to perform a Jedi mind trick of their own.

Thanks, ancestry.com!

The photo may be black and white, but this picture was taken yesterday in Utah.

Paris Hilton's great-great grandmother starts a family tradition of baring too much skin in public, as well as appearing in pornography.

How did I attract this woman while looking like I do? Simple! I have $1000.

Hmmm....imagine if she took off her....shoes.....

That 1870s show

Back in the day, Satan always taught the facts of life.

Dick Cheney's prom photo.

"For my next trick, I will slowly strangle my wife and bury her in the garden."

It looks like Osama Bin Laden quit al qaeda and began making Islamic pornograhy

Lester was all done plowing the fields. Now he was going to do some plowing of a different kind.

It took a lot of opium to get this striptease artist to step out from behind the curtain, but to the farmboys in the audience, it was worth every penny.

Or, wilst thou take what lies behind door number IV?

Old-timey porn ALWAYS had the best premises.

No means Nosferatu.

"And in just a few moments, gentlemen, this comely woman of good marrying age shall show you her flushed, NAKED ANKLES!!"

Watch as I make her DISAPPEAR! (All I need is a shovel, some rope and a bag of lye.)

Marty McFly should never have kissed his mother... never...

As you can see, there has always been a place for women in the Republican party...

Captain Morgan demonstrates how to get a woman to show you her bloomers.

Mary Lincoln's infamous sex "tape" is uncovered

The ladies love a man that can knit his beard into a cape.

Evil Sith Lord Darth Alphonse gives his wife an open palm bitch-slap, Force Style.

Poor Count Lucius. He thinks boring people is a magic trick.

In Soviet Russia, Lady Gaga and Sarah Jessica Parker wiped out their dicks……….5 minutes later France surrendered.

Satan: "Behold, God's most terrifying creation: A Woman!"

The first known picture of the Burger King, over 1,000,000 scared and going.

From 1895: In a few moments, he'll reach out and hold her hand. Four women in the front row will faint at the obscene nature of the act.

Due to budget cuts, the local theatre is now staging One Bride for One Brother.

Well, it's less ridiculous than giving Kirstie Alley her own show.

The only magic trick I see happening here, is how your creepy ass got a girl up to your shitty apartment.

It didn't used to take much to win a Tony for set design.

5 minutes later...no, wait, Thanks eharm...no, um,...just out of picture...um...Lady Gaga...ah, hell, I got nothing...

Fuck the craptions, I'm masturbating to this!!!

Words can not describe how hard he beat his wife for not putting the drapes up in time!

I knew the Dante Inferno video game would be overrated.

and to your left is some more crap made of wax

Taketh thou my wife, I implore thee.