Craptions Classics March 15, 2010

Your Lady Gaga has evolved into a Level 43 Drag Queen.


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Even creepier than the Burger King is his wife, the Burger Queen


Despite his smile, Mr. Chan couldn't help but be intrigued by the unusual size and shape of the clown's penis. "Maybe," he thought to himself. "Maybe."


Tokyo police today captured a refugee from a 1980's Duran Duran video

Suddenly, Sally saw someone standing across the mall wearing the same outfit she was wearing. Boy, was Sally embarrassed!


Come on guys, I only have one account so can't vote for me out!


Somebody violated Old Navy Modelquin rule number 7:Never expose them to direct sunlight.


Public rim jobs are all the rage on the Ginza


Fag show? No, Vag show.

"Yes, Batman, I AM the new and improved Joker. How may I hurt you today?"


The Devil, wearing Prada.


Sarah Palin TRIES to go shopping, but even incognito, she is recognized and swarmed by thousands of adoring fans.

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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