Other Craptions

Even creepier than the Burger King is his wife, the Burger Queen

Despite his smile, Mr. Chan couldn't help but be intrigued by the unusual size and shape of the clown's penis. "Maybe," he thought to himself. "Maybe."

Tokyo police today captured a refugee from a 1980's Duran Duran video

Suddenly, Sally saw someone standing across the mall wearing the same outfit she was wearing. Boy, was Sally embarrassed!

Mom?

Come on guys, I only have one account so can't vote for myself...help me out!

Avatard

Somebody violated Old Navy Modelquin rule number 7:Never expose them to direct sunlight.

Public rim jobs are all the rage on the Ginza

Fag show? No, Vag show.

Fag Show?

"Yes, Batman, I AM the new and improved Joker. How may I hurt you today?"

The Devil, wearing Prada.

Sarah Palin TRIES to go shopping, but even incognito, she is recognized and swarmed by thousands of adoring fans.

Something told Alice she wasn't in Wonderland anymore...

Lindsey Lohan immediately filed suit against "Dave's House of Stilts and Capes" for using her likeness for their mascot, "Lindy the Superwhore"

Baby got back, or, something BACK THERE

I'd hit that...

Her performance seemed pretty stilted.

New York was cleaned up for a while...until hookers with superpowers started showing up...

I sure hope that outfit is flame-retardant, but I am betting it's flame-attracting instead...

Lady Gag-Me-With-A-Spoon.

Frank never talks about how he dodged the draft.

I like my women like I like my senators: tall and FLAMING.

"Jerry we need to attract people to our shoe store. What do you suggest?" "A drag queen court jester on stilts?" "Perfect! I know just the guy!"

The Phantom of the Shopera

Jennifer Lopez can try to copy Gaga, but her ass will always reveal her true identity.

Payless better have my size or this city's totally getting burned down

The Human Torch reveals how much of a flamer he actually is.

Oddly enough, her sole purpose is to hand out $2 Off coupons for Quiznos.

Where's Ronald McDonald...that cheating bastard he didn't call me!!

These new traffic cones are a lot easier to notice.

" I was supposed to meet these two guys wearing crazy fencing masks... anyone know where they are?"

Slap a little make-up on her and she'd be HOT.

"What makes you think I'm going to that store? I'm headed to the fucking Knicks game."

I'll be damned if I am going to pay that much for an outfit and only wear it to Mardi Gras!!!!

This is what happens when an Asian person gets sick of hearing people say "All Asians look alike".

Even the most gaudy drag queens backed away when they saw this coming...

"No honey, you don't understand, this is not what it seems. The guys asked me if I wanted to drag race, I..I..I..had no idea!"

If I was taller....I would so hit that...

--insert Lady Gaga joke here--

Oh God, it's Canadian. I now have deep shame.

Sadly, New York's favorite super hero "the Queen" was killed yesterday. Alas, a secret identity is never safe when you're 12 feet tall

"When walking in 12-inch heels and a leather girdle gets me winded, I grab an ice-cold Masquer-ade. It's got electrolytes!"

Montreal...city of culture, haute couture and giant terrifying trannies.

Beware the Ides of March...it's fucked up.

Memiors of a Geisha: The Superhero Edition

Is that a "Shag" shop?????

The sign says "Just for Laughs"...but this picture makes me want to just cry.