Other Craptions

Avatard

Tony the Tiger demands your sacrifice!

How can a supposedly primitive, neanderthal-like ceremony have telephone cables running through the background?

Johnny was a good looking young man until he discovered internet porn last week.

The crazy part is not feeding yellow M&Ms to the birds, the crazy part is spending all week separating them from the rest of the colors.

His neighbors used to complain until, well guess what he's feeding the birds now....

A pound of flesh doesn't look like too much.

Suddenly, Lumpy wondered, "Why am I working as a scarecrow to keep the crows off the corn so I can harvest it and feed it to them here?"

The people demanded justice. He gave them Goldfish.

Pictured Here: Dhalsim punching Blanka's head so hard it disintegrated into orange dust.

"Man, I hate it when I have to get out of the shower and feed those damned birds!"

More Cheezits!

So. leprosy. Hilarious.

Force Fed

Billy Corgan left Smashing pumpkins for this?

Is it still cannibalism when you're eating the skin that falls off your scalp? This guy needs an answer, people!

What's he doing with the Undertaker's hat?

Rube Goldberg: The Retirement Years

He's about to answer the ancient riddle: which ways more, a pound of grain or a pound of corn.

Canadian Olympic torch

"...I earned a liberal arts degree.... heed my warning... do not make the same mistakes I did...."

For the last time, you can only join the X-Men if you can move something else than Captain Crunch Cereal with your mind!!!

I America, we use the Scales of Justice. In Hungary, they use the Scale of Cheese.

Yeah, I really don't think I'm going to attend the Centennial of The Donner Party festival.

This was actually quite an improvement over some of the other blind dates I have been on.

God of war, retirement years

Midieval drug dealers dare not "eyeball" an ounce

You know, maybe we should just stop farming in Chernobyl

Years of traveling, and THIS is the secret to KFC's herbs and spices???

Bet he buys his bird feed in bulk at Wal Mart

When you get hungry enough, you'll be able to eat using the force too.

I REALLY think the people at Laughing Cow cheese should stick to their current mascot.

"Please! Take these fucking beans away and bring me a hamburger! I implore you!"

"And if you ever put Stove Top stuffing on my head while I am sleeping again, I will have to break you all with my kung-fu!"

Hello. I'm Lucifer. Do you want to sample this new Cheerios from Kellogs?

Rice-a-roni: the Dark Lord of the Unborn treat

Checks and Balan... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!?!?!

Early version of postal scales.

Malnourishment claims yet another victim here. Poor Nicole Richie...

The force is not that strong in this one.

M. Night Shyamalan continues to suck

Greece in about a week.

Every time you say "Cheese Please" a soul is damned. How does that ham and cheese sandwich taste now?

I knew that the Inquisition burned people at the stake. I didn't know that they sometimes had them breaded and deep fat fried.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Grains.

Some might say that using the force to grab cheetos from a plate might be a waste of power, but cheetos are delicious, so f*ck those people.

So sorcery is how they pack all of that cheese into a small cracker?

Early McDonalds have always served the same old crap

Temp jobs are a bitch.