Other Craptions

Indian Roulette

I like the new elimination process on American Idol.

What comes next is referred to as the 'Holy grail' of German Schise porn.

In America, we have Duck Duck Goose. In India, it's Stomp Stomp Elephant.

Drunk tests for elephants.

India has it's own methods of making people talk.

And if the elephant's foot should touch the breast of a woman as he steppeth over her, she shall be deemed as a suitable match for the Rajah.

It's not THAT barbaric. They could be laying on a bed of nails.....

Mumbai's favorite street hustler game, Four card Manjari.

Those are some pretty sexy speed bumps. (What? I can go both ways!)

"I'm sorry, but until he learns to step ON the women, this elephant can not work at the abortion clinic..."

This exact same fate kept the Spice Girls form adding Malaysia to their world tour.

It gets more exciting..we use progressively clumsier Elephants.

It's a Bollywood thing...you wouldn't understand...

All call desk trainees must go through a test to determine if they have the patience for the job.

The world's best drug sniffing dog has nothing on Bluto, the drug sniffing elephant.

Okay, what are the Republicans trying to tell us now?

They tried this same trick using Rosie O'Donnell and all 4 girls ran.

Whoever gets shit on can write the health care bill.

Keep your legs crossed ladies, that's one horny elephant.

China finds a new, fun and innovative way to control unwanted female population.

Where's my elephant?

Now that I have all my ex-girlfriends in the same place...

gorge im telling you man let your hamster out, it will be hilarious

And yet if one of them is crushed to death, PETA will mostly complain about the clothes they put on the elephant...

Good news, the elephant is trained not to step on you. Bad news, the elephant is NOT trained not to shit on you.

Girls gone wild africa is not as good as the american

That is their punishment for not being in the kitchen

Sure they could have just used logs, but they're committed to creating jobs in the community.

Sure, they made him wear embarrassing clothes...but he would never forget, and someday; yes, someday, there would be revenge. A lot of revenge. And some pooping.

The Republican Party: We'll trample on ALL your rights...

Some sort of health care political cartoon...right?

Unfortunately the next four women were overweight Americans

It's going to end tragically. The one on the end ate a pound of peanut M&Ms.

Next up...the herd of buffalo.

You can have a flat stomach by following this one easy tip.

Good, that blanket should keep you safe from 1,000 pounds of crushing force

I wonder what's going through that elephant's head. It'll be a bullet if it doesn't get this right.

If the lives of young virgins aren't on the line, he'll never learn!

Anyone can become a chiropractor!

Defying all stereotypes, Ellie forgot how to walk and tripped.

Republicans -VS- Middle Class

As you can see by the overwhelming audience, the trainers only really do this for their own sadistic pleasure.

When all you have is Medicaid, your chiropractic options are limited.

You're never TOO young to be a victim of elephant trampling!

Come to India for all your birth control needs

How to get over a crush in 4 easy steps.

"Excuse me sir, has the elephant gone to the bathroom lately?" "What?"

As he performs his silly tricks for the little men, Dumbo quietly longs for the dignity he once had.